Did any of these people ever have sex ?

I asked my wife why doesn’t she tell me when she orgasms?
Her response: your never here when I do!

wft……. Lasagne? Hangnails?…….I’m worried for these people..

my fella agrees with the tea. guess he’ll be drinking a lot of tea from now on!

Hangover sex rox.

NOTHING is better than savage sex lets be honest

getting a splinter out

Going to the races and getting a winner to collect a nice few bob is close but NOTHING is better than sex…..From what I remember.Am married.

Doing a dump,
And you don’t have to cuddle it after.

Lasagne and the 2 minute whizz are up there, but you’re doing it wrong if they’re better than the wild thing.

Sex with a hangover early in the morn… nothing on earth can compare!

Winning the Lotto would be better than sex- at least that good feeling would last!!

They are obviously not doing it right.

Makeup sex is better than that other stuff. Sex.

What a bunch of weirdos :) of a bunch of virgins :)

I always thought almost wasn’t better. ie. I almost won the race. Doesn’t mean you won the race.

could just combine chocolate and sex then everyone wins!

The relief when scratching between ones toes when infected it athletes foot.

Cunnilingus is better than sex!!

Apparently, Lou thinks 3D printers are better than sex.

Love will outlast lust

They must be doing it wrong!

Taking a poo is as good. I reckon most of the stuff us men learn is on the pot.

Finishing work after a very long day putting your feet up and cuddling up with your baby watching a Disney movie for everything else there’s MasterCard

Duplicating sex is no good..

There have been many worthy contenders to the title, but the universe has decreed through evolution, that the perpetual winner is sex. I rest my case.

What about having sex whilst eating lasagne??

The anticipation might not be better, but it comes a close second.

These people are not having enough of or the right kind of sex!

omg they all must of had real bad sex if they think them things are better

winning the grand national.

Better than sex? The result!

Honestly , what do people know.

Clinton prefers cigars to sex!

Chocolate is better

Winning the Lotto and chocolate.Definitely.

Irish accent ( almost ) is better than sex ?’ . Your sex live needs help because you clearly have not interacted with the redneck-regional-Irish folks.

God these people must be having really bad sex. Nothing mentioned I could say are better then sex. I think more sex is better then sex :-D

Was half expecting Jonathan Ive to appear in the middle of that video declaring his love for the new iTimes mini.

:-D

Politicians and wealthy people gamble everything for sex and affairs. They are seeking sex and intimacy combined. Few people have the great sex and intimacy and most men are incapable of the intimacy bit. It has got to be something you possess so politicians are wasting their time searching as the only thing they are intimate about is power and money. Ask their partners – i know one of them intimately.

all untrue

Sorry but the journal is normally very good but this is insultingly lazy journalism.

Lasagne is foul(referencing the pictured Tweet). Not better than sex, or being hit on the head for that matter.