We still retain this much of Labour values and ideals.

I was this close to getting Kevin Cardiff to deliver the budget.

If I had a pair of balls even this big…I’d tell Merkel where to go!

You think what I had to says is bad? I’m Santa compared to what Noonan has in store got you tomorrow

“This is how much of a shit I give about you.”

3.2 billion…3.2 billion…do we have 3.3 billion…3.3 billion….SOLD to the Germany lady in the corner!

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

(with apologies to Gerry Rafferty)

We’re only gonna ride ya this much!

It’s the world’s smallest violin, and it’s playing just for you

This is about as much as I give a shit about you plebs. I have me pension and you have to pay for it.Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Jaysus I’m funny.

…, so when you look at it that way, we only lied to you a little bit.

“Ich bin ein Berliner”

Honestly, I only had this much input, the rest was the Germans!

“You’ll be left with this much after the budget has been passed”

…’you can trust me, but only this much’…

The people will not starve under my new measures. You can eat your 3rd and 4th children with just a pinch of salt & pepper nomnomnom

And I signed off on all the cuts to minister’s salaries and pensions with this invisible pen I am now holding.

My special advisor’s salary has only increased by “this” much…

“They’re only tiny cuts. GET OVER IT! Have a holiday with Leo.”

Unt vits liga mein fuhur…ah for jasus sake lads they emailed it to us in German..!

Just throw the piece of popcorn , I swear I’ll catch it this time !

And when the potholes are this deep just get your chauffeur to drive around them. No sweat!!!!

3.1 billion…3.1 billion….do we have 3.2 billion…3.2 billion….going once, twice SOLD to the German Rottweiler in the corner!

We promise that you can take our election promises with a large pinch of salt…..

“I said FRANKFURT’S WAY!”

Yes, d small print does say I’m taking a pay rise, but not to worry everyone it’s only a teeny tiny one..

“Altogether now lads! Deutschland über alles, Ãœber alles in der Welt, . . . ” (German National Anthem)

Has anyone seen FG 5 pt plan. It’s about this size, Enda has misplaced it..

“I do not give this much s**t about any of you. I really only worry about what i can rob from you oops i meant tax you

Just pinch your kids like this if they complain about going hungry :)

“Merkel! You’re hand is freezing…”

He’s saying. “I’m (meant) To Be a Socialist – Will Someone Get Me Out Of Here!”

And there will also be a new tax on all teeth, but only top row teeth.

“…and then he said, Brendan, if you don’t soften them for my bit of bad news on Tuesday, like a good little Labour Lap Dog that ya are, I’ll pinch and twist so hard, that you’ll end up being sold in Aldi as a Ken Doll…”

‘What can We do, Frau Merkel has us on this length leash!’

Please imagine that I’m HOLDING A WERTHERS ORIGINAL IN MY RIGHT HAND. you want it don’t you? Well you can’t have it. It’s mine.

Small man syndrome.

If I was this much bigger I’d be a proper elf!

… and now children, after the budget, your Xmas presents will be this small…

Yet still we let this happen to us, our children and their children…. Why are we not doing something more about this ….. Tools down Irish people we cannot and should not allow ourselves and our future to be gambled with by men who well,, really don’t give a fuck about their country or the people !

For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth…

Ahh lads, we’re actually changing the flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects our political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whilst you’re actually being fucked..

“I’M ALRIGHT JACK!”

Ara go on…. have another cut…. do….. go on…go on go on…. go on go on go on go on!

“Aaaaaaaaand here’s one I made earlier,
but eh it’s not quite done so you can have today and the rest tomorrow.”

Look I gave up my ministerial car. What more sacrifice do you want.

Fenton!

This might pinch…a bit.

I just don’t know why they did not cancel Christmas as the first Austerity measure??

with all the hot air coming out of here, I intend to heat every house in Ireland

Just taking a shaving off my pay, but sure, ye can do without other stuff, right?

I’m going to suck your blood :<

“You got ice-cream cos you on welfare..”

Read my Lips. NO New Taxs

the little people shall rule the world….

Hail Merkeler

I just screwed you all!!!!!!!!!

Cant make a fist of this…index doesnt link.

I …..I ain’t got no-bo-ody ! Cause nobody care for me ….

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…. opps sorry wrong speech

Sup Suckers

Atchooooo! Sorry… I just spread bulls**t all over the budget!

Oh no! I’ve just dropped a wet one!

arse!!

Haha!!!

Ah shure feck it now it could be worse lets just have a cupan tae.

Read my lips-tough shit folks..

‘Small gestures will hide big impact’ !!!!!!

Come on! We’re ONLY killing the Irish people THIS much!

It’s All A Sham!!!

Let Us Have Instant Bankruptcies For The People of Ireland!!!!!

To Allow Our Country To Move On!!!!!!

byaabyaaa nyaanyaaaa waaaa wwaaaa waaa

I’m gonna pinch ya!!!

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there’s a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

I said Guinness.

Open wide…..

I can fit 10 500 notes in my hand…all for moi!

all together now yoddle!!

I am a yellow belly

Shine on you crazy Diamond!

“Bum bum bum bum bum bum, this is my winter song for you” #twitterxmassingle

Atishoo! Ooh, think I’m getting a cold. Must turn up my heating!

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