he he he, ive got the golden ticket, jesus a camera, i was just about to click me heels an all, he he

everyday im shufflin’

ok, keep calm enda, got to get to the jacks

feckin’ botox hash me stuck like thish, ok think angry enda, think angry, doh!!

boom boom, i knew i was the daddy

Hope Ming got me sorted…..

Now to Tax Confirmation and Communion money

Wait til the wife realises i’ve taken the TV remote to work.

momma told me, there d be days like this

“This jacket with built in nipple warmers was the best present EVER”

I hope Eamon isn’t sitting in my chair and wearing my slippers again!!!

“My new Nokia 6510 will be here today, it does texts and everything now”

‘I’ve got the moves like Jagger’

Who’s your sexy daddy?

I just can’t look at him long enough to figure it out. :-(

chim chimeny, chim, chim cheroo

Jaysus! Penny’s does great Jackets!

I’m glad I got the revenue commissioners to handle this one

I’m a cute hoor………I’m a cute hoor……….I’m a cute hoor………I’m a cute hoor……….I’m a cute hoor………I’m a cute hoor……….I’m a cute hoor………I’m a cute hoor……….I’m a cute hoor………I’m a cute hoor……….

We inherited Ireland’s financial woes from the previous government, just like I inherited this classy anorak from Bertie.

Doesn’t Mary have a lovely Bottom!!

I bought this lovely new anorak thanks to the first few fools that paid the household charge….it’s all mine mine MINE MWAHAHAHA

I like turtles!!!

I just farted and there are no witnesses.

“Oh crap hope that camera can’t see my german for dummies book”

Oh get me in there, I’ve missed the sound of Joan Burton’s voice.

You know me Ted, the lights are on, but there’s nobody home…

Wehey Angela said i’m good boy!

Ha its nearly been a year now since I kicked those wasters out of government.

Lads– I’m suffering from Anoraksia Nervosa

Wait until those sneaky Frenchies find out we haven’t got two potatoes to rub together…

I wonder will they ever bring back Mork and Mindy….that truly was a great programme

“The boys will be glad to get their hands on this 4000 page document on what we can blame previous administrations for”.

Shelia is back from maternity leave I feckin love how she does my eggs!!

“Phil Hogan will be glad to get his hands on this list of householders I have in my left hand”

Iv just payed my household tax

Must check with Joan as when I qualify for a Taoiseach’s pension. Can’t be long now.

sausages

You don’t have to enjoy screwing the general public to work here but it helps!

Oh Sh1t a camera-man…. look happy for the people!!

mmmm pensions :-)

Whooos your sexy taoisigh?

Seriously, I cant believe it get €200,000 a year for this!!

Bertie gave me this anorak for Christmas. Feck all in the pockets except empty envelopes though!

I wonder if I could get another go at those e voting machines to fix the euro referendum to pass

Oh a camera… hmm… you’re vulnerable, you’re vulnerable.. you’re fierce – Glad i watched Top Model last night.

Oohh…where’s that spine I wanted to grow?

Another Rat in an Anorak

How can I get rid of that moron Noonan?

Anglo Irish Bank.. not another Cent.
i love this job, The people of Ireland are so dumb hee hee.

“Tee hee hee…..I’ve got a great idea for the journals’ caption competition”

“Heigh ho, heigh ho, it’s back to work I go”

‘Glad I don’t have a private sector pension.’

La la la lalala, la lala la la (smurfs tune)

Fracking

Can’t wait for next years anniversary!

Fronting the anti obesity campaign….

i wanted an iphone for christmas….

Im still in the driver seat after screwing the pensioners and passing the buck to the tax man Ha, Ha.

It took me 5 point 0 minutes to think of how to fleece the country! Wahahahahaha!

I’m wearing the new tie my Mrs gave me for Christmas:-))

After receiving a sizable ‘Political Donation’
“Oh hoh hoh.. . gonna get me that new boat!”

Haa haa going to start the report cards on minsters. brillant

Five point caption…..

Lads, if what I’ve got in this portfolio is as interesting as what I think i just did in the seat of my trousers, the country’s in for another great year, ;D >>shifty eyes<<

This anorak has lots of lovely zipped pockets for the brown envelopes.

So how many people am I going to screw over this year.

why is the fool using an ancient phone more embarrassment for us

‘I haven’t read the Mahon Report, I haven’t read the Mahon Report, I haven’t read the Mahon Report, I haven’t read the Mahon Report, HONESTLY lads, I haven’t read the Mahon Report’.

Snooooop dogy dog!

“I have my own five point plan..going to the dail bar hehehe”

“Do they think I’m going to work today, I’m off to lunch with the Troika”

I’ll show them no nonsence: there’ll be plenty of seach in their T tonight

bloody long drives reek havoc with my bladder. hope the feckin jacks is open.

The return of anorak politics, what next paddy the plasterer

Do you like my big rosie cheeks? Do you ? I really would like to look like my friend Bosco11

“Waddaya think of the jacket boys?”

i can do what i like and no one can stop me…foolish people

So have many people am I going to screw over this term.

‘Hey journos, check out my austerity phone – no fancy schmancy iPhone for me’

Woohoo.. just rang the revenue and i’m not entitled to tax…..

Pensions do do be doobee, pensions, do dobee do, pensions, do do do dobee do dobee do dobee do do do do do do do……

Instead of phenomenon? Anybody?

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