a child found an entrance to Narnia in one of the wardrobes

I heard they found the fault in the kitchen…… at a party ….

I’ll get my coat…..

This happened again yesterday around 4.30. What the hell is going in out there?

They found a set of bedside lockers that were 6 months old….and still in tact.

Just in. It has been confirmed that it was a test to see if the customers could assemble themselves at the designated assembly points using the instructions provded. A spokesman, Mr Allen, said one of the key requirements was that a clockwise rotation was achieved and that everything slotted into place nicely. However, Ms. Mc Dowell refused to get into any holes in IKEA’s framework. Mr Phillips, the head of security, claimed responsibility for being the main driver behind the whole exercise.

How, and where did they assemble? -> exit

By the way the place was packed! Good sign people spending.

They must have discovered some products were wrongly marked at sale prices, quick , quick get the f’ers out of here before the ruin this quarters results…….ok all clear get the muppets back in…quick sound fire alarm in car park….

Happened both today and yesterday to us. Staff member told us the episode yesterday was caused by a child “pressing a button”

I heard* one of the arrows painted on the floor became reversed near a particularly geometric table-lamp. You can only imagine the resulting kerfuffle.

*I did not hear this at all.

It’d be a long walk to the fire evacuation point, the place is huge!… Always wear flat shoes when going to ikea… Learned that through painful experience lol…. Also, I have always wanted to climb into one of the wardrobes or kitchen presses in ikea and just sit and wait for a customer to open it and say ‘Hi, how can I help you?’… Giggles thinking about it :-)

Maybe Brendan and Asta Jenny were caught trying to set up camp there!

My local tesco was evacuated the other day, how come this didn’t make it on the news?

This is a story?

why would the defence forces have been contacted? surely only if a bomb/device wad found, not for a tech issue.

The place is falling apart.

Maybe someone found a stash of O’Snodaigh’s cartridges?

There is nothing technical about flatpacks..

Someone alleged the wood was quality management quickly took them off the shelf and burnt them just in case

Red thumbs? Miserable gits! Sad sad people!

Can’t you take a joke?

this Isin a story a few lines a child could have done seriously poor quality