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A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises

They’ll be celebrating “tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks”…

A MAN IN London is throwing a big party in the city to celebrate small penises everywhere.

Ant Smith and his little penis first came under the spotlight when he released a poem called ‘Shorty’ about his “crooked little finger” which he performed all around the England.

The 48-year-old has now announced he is organising the country’s first ever “conference for the celebration and acceptance of small penises”.

The event, which will take place at the Rhythm Factory venue in Shoreditch next month, is called ‘The Big Small Penis Party‘.

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It promises comedy cabaret with musicians, comedians and naked poets that will “cure all ills, set society on a better path and bring us to world peace”.

Or maybe not, but it will prove that life’s just too SHORT to be hung up on the LITTLE things.

“Suitable for men AND women (18+) we’ll be celebrating tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks,” the Facebook event page says.

Admittance will cost you if you’re a man who likes to boast about his trouser snake, set at 50p “per claimed phallic inch”. Women will be charged 50p for each “preferred phallic inch”, so it also favours women who are partial to a smaller member.

Speaking to i100.co.uk, he had this advice for men struggling with their penis size

I look back and I think how much time and how much energy have I wasted in my life being worried about something that really doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.My life is so much easier now that this issue is in the open. For me one brave step, one very small brave step can change completely the shape of your life.

Read: US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis>

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