FROM THE LAND of “What the…” comes this unfortunate gem: a Kentucky man killed his wife, stepdaughter, three of his neighbours and himself after growing uncontrollably frustrated at how his wife cooked his breakfast eggs. Stanley Neace was understood to have become increasingly hostile to neighbours in recent months.
# what-the - Yesterday’s News
Altogether now: “Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony…”
# what-the - Monday 4 April, 2016
“This kid is looking at me weird.”
# what-the - Monday 9 November, 2015
We are all Confused John Travolta.
# what-the - Saturday 10 October, 2015
What happens when an interview gets ever so slightly AWKWARD?
# what-the - Monday 8 June, 2015
Never look at Robert Pattinson the same way ever again.
# what-the - Saturday 21 June, 2014
What. On. Earth.
# what-the - Tuesday 8 April, 2014
This lack of facial appendage is most confusing.
# what-the - Sunday 23 March, 2014
Almost unbearably adorable.
# what-the - Tuesday 18 March, 2014
# what-the - Wednesday 12 February, 2014
This is some fluke.
# what-the - Thursday 6 February, 2014
If you like a lot of puppy on your biscuit…
# what-the - Sunday 12 January, 2014
# what-the - Monday 6 January, 2014
The journalist and broadcaster is writing a book about the Paddy Power-funded basketball game involving former NBA stars that will take place in Pyongyang on Wednesday.
# what-the - Tuesday 10 December, 2013
It’s what the world never wanted, but always needed.
# what-the - Wednesday 20 November, 2013
It is hard to get your head around, alright.
# what-the - Saturday 30 March, 2013
# what-the - Tuesday 5 March, 2013
Hey you there! Granddad!
# what-the - Monday 14 January, 2013
It’s thought the huge animal may have been killed by an (even bigger?) shark.
# what-the - Tuesday 2 October, 2012
If you’re squeamish, and don’t like people getting saline injections to their forehead, better not click here.
# what-the - Friday 20 April, 2012
# what-the - Monday 26 March, 2012
…except the Taiwanese version also involves a Frankenstein’s Monster, a zombie rabbit, and Darth Vader. Riiiight.
# what-the - Monday 12 March, 2012
Homeless people at the SXSW festival in Texas wear t-shirts that say “I am a 4G hotspot”, and carry devices which allow conference attendees to get online.
# what-the - Wednesday 22 February, 2012
# what-the - Thursday 2 February, 2012
A judge said the “surreal” move takes an ongoing court case “into a legal twilight zone”.
# what-the - Sunday 12 September, 2010
# what-the - Saturday 4 September, 2010
West apologises to Taylor Swift again for that awards interruption – and compares himself to Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy.
# what-the - Tuesday 3 August, 2010
A BRITISH MOTORIST was given an on-the-spot fine this morning for getting out of his car – after it had been involved in a four-car pile up on the M60, which closed two lanes of the motorway and caused a 16-mile tailback - to take photos of the crash on his mobile phone.
# what-the - Friday 23 July, 2010
BANK CLERKS in upstate New York had a strange brush with science fiction yesterday when a man robbed their bank… dressed as Darth Vader.
It’s not just any old Darth Vader, though – it’s a special loungewear edition of Darth Vader, who was seen wearing camouflage pants underneath a blue cape.
Though police were called to the scene immediately, The Force must have been with the oddball criminal: the 6’2″ Star Wars baddie made away with an undisclosed amount of cash but was last seen fleeing the scene through a nearby car park.
Strange and all as a movie-themed robbery is, it’s not even the first odd one in the state this week – on Monday, a man robbed a NYC bank with a bouquet of flowers in one hand.
Elsewhere in the United States, an unemployed woman robbed an McDonald’s outlet in Oklahoma with a girdle wrapped around her head.
51-year-old Sharon Lain admitted she was desperate for money when she made off with the contents of the till in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
Police investigating her recovered the underwear – a pair of figure-hugging ‘Spanx‘ – as well as a significant quantity of illegal drugs.
Other American cops are still on the lookout for a woman who robbed several retail outlets while wearing a Catwoman mask.