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“Will we f**k”: The Mahon Tribunal in quotes

From Bertie Ahern and his Holy Communion money to the Bailey brothers laughing at the idea of getting a receipt, here’s some of the most striking quotes from the Mahon Tribunal over the past 15 years.

Bertie Ahern arrives to give evidence at the Mahon Tribunal in December 2007
Bertie Ahern arrives to give evidence at the Mahon Tribunal in December 2007
Image: Niall Carson/PA Wire

SINCE IT STARTED in 1997, the Mahon Tribunal has heard evidence from ex-Taoisigh, whistleblowers, property developers, gardaí, planning officials and politicians as it has investigated corruption in planning matters in Dublin.

From Bertie Ahern saying he would never answer questions about his Holy Communion money to the property developer Bailey brothers laughing at the idea of getting a receipt for a payment they’d just made, the Tribunal has provoked and uncovered a huge wealth of outlandish,unexpected and frankly bizarre quotes.

Here we’ve put together the best quotes about the Tribunal from the past 15 years.

I’m not answering what I got for my Holy Communion money, my Confirmation money, what I got for my birthday, what I got for anything else, I’m not into that.

- Bertie Ahern in September 2006 responded to a leak from the Mahon Tribunal which suggested that he was going to be investigated for payments he had received in the 1990s.

I was surprised to see cash on the table. It wasn’t something that I would see every day.

- Celia Larkin gives evidence to the Tribunal about seeing bundles of sterling cash on a desk in St Luke’s, Bertie Ahern’s constituency office in Drumcondra.

I’ve looked up every tree in north Dublin.

- Bertie Ahern defends Ray Burke’s appointment to Cabinet in Ahern’s first government in 1997 after questions about Burke’s suitability were raised.

The reason I probably can’t give you a better reflection of what I was doing on the 19th of January is because I didn’t do it. I am sure there are some mornings you get up and you think I might do this or I might do that and then you don’t do them, so it’s hard to remember.

- In September 2007, Bertie Ahern during his evidence to the Tribunal explained why he couldn’t recall the events of a certain day using his own brand of logic.

Will we fuck.

- Whistleblower James Gogarty told the Tribunal that he had accompanied property developer Michael Bailey in 1989 when the builder had given then-TD Ray Burke an envelope filled with tens of thousands in cash for a planning decision. Afterwards Gogarty had asked Bailey if he would get a receipt for the money. Bailey’s response, above, was succinct.

The Tribunal is unanimous in its view that your conduct of a few minutes ago was disgraceful, is absolutely unacceptable and is obstructive to the Tribunal’s work… you are not permitted to shout or to roar or thump the table at either the Tribunal or at a witness.

- The chair of the Tribunal criticises Liam Lawlor for his cross examination of a witness.

Mr Burke did not purchase his home at Briargate Malahide Swords from Oakpark Developments limited in 1973 in a normal commercial transaction.

- The second interim report of the Tribunal dryly notes that former minister Ray Burke’s acquisition of his home amounted to a corrupt payment to him from Tom Brennan and his associates.

There is nothing in the law or the Constitution that you should, you know, follow the normal issues. Some people put their hair yellow, some people wear rings in their nose. It’s not the normal thing.

- In December 2007, Bertie Ahern offered this explanation to the Tribunal as to why he didn’t have a bank account when he was Minister for Finance.

It was a political donation for my personal use.

- Bertie Ahern again in February 2008, this time explaining a donation of £5,000.

The Tribunal continues its work more than four and a half years after its inception [in part] because of the failure of persons who have been required to provide information to the Tribunal, either documentary or otherwise, to provide such information expeditiously, or, in some instances, at all.

- The second interim finding of the Flood Tribunal – as it was known then – in 2002 spent six pages documenting the list of witnesses who had obstructed and hindered the Tribunal in carrying out its work.

We have a former Taoiseach who has gone into the tribunal essentially giving the John Gilligan defence, that he won the money at the horses. Now this is defence for drug dealers, this is a defence for pimps. This is not the kind of thing that should be tolerated from a former Taoiseach and a former member of this house but we do nothing. We wash our hands, we say it’s a matter for the tribunal and there is no accountability, there is no ethics, and we ask ourselves why people have such a low opinion of politicians

- Leo Varadkar, speaking under Dáil privilege in June 2008, made one of the strongest attacks by any politician against Bertie’s evidence at the Mahon Tribunal.

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Comments (10 Comments)

  • Plenty of footage for Reeling in the years 2012 today hopefully. Bertie being tarred and feathered outside Fagans would be nice.

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  • It was hugely expensive and, correct me if I’m wrong, the final report constitutes merely an opinion and it cannot be used by the DPP to prosecute any of the individuals concerned.

    I fear these tribunals just turn us into a nation of armchair grumps. We groan at the incompetence, lies & arrogance of our politicians as revealed by these tribunals but then we do nothing about it. These tribunals offer an insight into the corruption at the higher echelons of Irish political life and many of us can subsequently congratulate ourselves that we live in a free society where there is freedom of information. But at what cost? One can argue that these tribunals down through the years are a whitewash. An opportunity to expurgate the sins of our politicians and high rollers without putting any of them behind bars.

    What we need is a functional judicial system that puts the fear of the law into those with wealth. We should be putting a few fat cats and politicians behind bars.

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  • Bertie is about to get even more unpopular. If that is possible !

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  • The tribunal is like a truth and reconciliation forum were only one side did wrong to the other, we have been wronged by them, they decided the tribunal was the way to deal with it because they couldn’t be held to account for their crimes. We are all a bunch of fucking idiots.

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  • The Mahon tribunal is no different than telling tales to someone pretending to be interested… No one will be held accountable and someone (the taxpayer) will have to live with the consequence!!

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  • This will fill the news for a few days and then no one will care. People cared back in the day because there was nothing else to care about, politically. I’d say most people wouldn’t mind a few brown envelopes flying away today if it got a couple of hundred thousand back to work. The opposition (now government) were more interested in how Bertie got the money to pay for doing up his office than what was going on with Anglo, Quinn and Fingers & Co.

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  • Who is paying the bill for all this!!

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  • This could be a script-writer’s dream…. Casting could be tricky but I’d say Bertie would play himself…

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