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#Computer Says No

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 31 October, 2018

From The42 'If you asked me if I'd like to play in a second-tier championship, the answer would be: 'No'' Computer Says No

'If you asked me if I'd like to play in a second-tier championship, the answer would be: 'No''

Carlow’s All-Star nominee Paul Broderick is strongly opposed to the idea of a ‘B’ football championship.

# computer-says-no - Friday 10 August, 2018

From The42 Guardiola fumes as Brazilian midfielder Luiz remains unavailable Computer Says No

Guardiola fumes as Brazilian midfielder Luiz remains unavailable

The 20-year-old hasn’t been able to get a work permit to play in England.

# computer-says-no - Sunday 29 July, 2018

No evidence of older cars being forced off road because owners can't get cover, Insurance Ireland says

Minister Michael D’Arcy is to write to Insurance Ireland over concerns older vehicles can’t get insurance cover.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 6 February, 2018

Salvaging the broadband plan: 'State stepping in to provide rural internet should be considered'

Fianna Fáil will tonight ask the government to stall the procurement process and review what has gone wrong in the roll-out of broadband.

# computer-says-no - Saturday 6 January, 2018

'I'm actually embarrassed': It'll be 2023 before all rural homes are connected to high-speed broadband

Rural TDs have hit out against Minister Denis Naughten who admitted it could be up to five years before all connections are done.

# computer-says-no - Monday 2 October, 2017

From The42 Football Manager to blame as Bolivian FA mistakenly contact French defender about call-up Computer Says No

Football Manager to blame as Bolivian FA mistakenly contact French defender about call-up

Ruben Aguilar was contacted by the South American country with a view to capping him at international level, but the video game’s data was incorrect.

# computer-says-no - Monday 25 September, 2017

Dáil footage reuploaded to Oireachtas website after being taken down

Politicians and journalists argued that it showed a lack of transparency from the State.

# computer-says-no - Friday 2 June, 2017

From The42 Roma tell Liverpool €32 million isn't enough to bring top target Salah to Anfield Computer Says No

Roma tell Liverpool €32 million isn't enough to bring top target Salah to Anfield

Klopp has identified the forward as one of his key transfer targets this summer.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 16 May, 2017

There have been lots of cyber attacks on State websites that the public aren't even aware of

There have been calls for the Garda cyber crime unit to be beefed up.

# computer-says-no - Monday 24 April, 2017

Heuston, we have a problem: Irish Rail's new website is causing some commuters hassle

Despite the teething problems, Irish Rail has said the new site will make travelling by train easier.

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 12 April, 2017

Thousands of families to lose out on money for childcare as Revenue can't give data to government

Revenue is not yet in a position to share information with the relevant department.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 4 April, 2017

You may soon have to input your TV licence number to watch RTÉ online

Minister Denis Naughten said he is looking to replicate the UK system.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 7 February, 2017

From The42 Tipping Point contestant gets Peter Schmeichel question horribly wrong Not Even Close This post contains videos

# computer-says-no - Saturday 3 October, 2015

From The42 11 ways you know you're a FIFA widow(er) Computer Says No

11 ways you know you're a FIFA widow(er)

The struggle is real.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 17 September, 2015

From The42 This out-half has a mystery kicking coach who he emails video clips to Computer Says No

This out-half has a mystery kicking coach who he emails video clips to

Ireland will face this Italian in England in a few weeks.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 3 September, 2015

From The42 Manchester United upgrade IT systems, just two days after De Gea move collapses Computer Says No

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 1 September, 2015

From The42 Deadline blunder sees De Gea's Real Madrid move fall through Computer Says No

Deadline blunder sees De Gea's Real Madrid move fall through

The documents were reportedly password protected.

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 11 March, 2015

Hillary's deleted emails were about Chelsea's wedding and yoga, apparently

Meanwhile, Bill has said he doesn’t actually use email…

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 4 February, 2015

Lotto cancelled until tomorrow after lottery machines go on the blink

Don’t worry, if you have a ticket, it’s still valid.

# computer-says-no - Saturday 3 January, 2015

Vodafone is blocking Lucinda's new party website - but not on purpose

The service provider has promised to whitelist the site and customers should soon be able to access it.

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 10 December, 2014

Nearly half of your consumer complaints are going unresolved

A national survey found that faulty goods and services cost consumers close to €500 million.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 30 September, 2014

UPC broadband back up after technical difficulties across parts of Dublin

Engineers worked to fix the problem, said the broadband provider.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 28 January, 2014

Ban on Pirate Bay lifted by Dutch court

Access to Pirate Bay is still blocked to the majority of Irish internet users.

# computer-says-no - Friday 13 December, 2013

From The42 IT consultant applies for college football coaching job, citing success playing Madden Computer Says No

IT consultant applies for college football coaching job, citing success playing Madden

I played Super Mario but you don’t see me trying to plumb in a dishwasher.

# computer-says-no - Sunday 14 July, 2013

From The Daily Edge 12 hilarious and troubling printer error messages Computer Says No

12 hilarious and troubling printer error messages

Printers are temperamental animals. Some of the things they come out with.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 18 June, 2013

From The42 7 things you (probably) didn't know about the man who decides the Premier League fixtures Computer Says No

7 things you (probably) didn't know about the man who decides the Premier League fixtures

Before the 2013/14 fixtures are announced, the Premier League gives us a glimpse at the science behind the schedule.

# computer-says-no - Monday 19 November, 2012

From The42 Cesc Fabregas brings wrong passport to Moscow, detained in airport ahead of Champions League tie Computer Says No

Cesc Fabregas brings wrong passport to Moscow, detained in airport ahead of Champions League tie

Barcelona chiefs eventually resolved the situation and the midfielder was granted a temporary visa.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 16 June, 2011

From The Daily Edge Little Britain comedy duo reported to be breaking up but Matt Lucas says no Little Breakup?

Little Britain comedy duo reported to be breaking up but Matt Lucas says no

One half of the comedy duo tweeted to his followers to deny the report.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 24 March, 2011

From The42 Mike Tyson's guide to breaking your Angry Birds addiction Computer Says No

Mike Tyson's guide to breaking your Angry Birds addiction

Iron Mike explains how you too can get your life back.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 16 December, 2010

From The42 FAI website crashes due to Europa League final ticket traffic Computer Says No

FAI website crashes due to Europa League final ticket traffic

Ballot opens for Irish fans hoping to attend Europa League final.