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#Computer Says No

# computer-says-no - Friday 12 March, 2021

Oisin Murphy return delayed by ‘administrative error’
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Oisin Murphy return delayed by ‘administrative error’

Mar 12th 2021, 9:29 AM 2,239 Views 1 Comment

Champion jockey was due to take three rides at Lingfield.

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 31 October, 2018

'If you asked me if I'd like to play in a second-tier championship, the answer would be: 'No''
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

'If you asked me if I'd like to play in a second-tier championship, the answer would be: 'No''

Oct 31st 2018, 5:31 PM 14,719 Views 25 Comments

Carlow’s All-Star nominee Paul Broderick is strongly opposed to the idea of a ‘B’ football championship.

# computer-says-no - Friday 10 August, 2018

Guardiola fumes as Brazilian midfielder Luiz remains unavailable
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Guardiola fumes as Brazilian midfielder Luiz remains unavailable

Aug 10th 2018, 3:43 PM 11,065 Views 2 Comments

The 20-year-old hasn’t been able to get a work permit to play in England.

# computer-says-no - Sunday 29 July, 2018

No evidence of older cars being forced off road because owners can't get cover, Insurance Ireland says
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

No evidence of older cars being forced off road because owners can't get cover, Insurance Ireland says

Jul 29th 2018, 8:30 PM 41,374 Views 90 Comments

Minister Michael D’Arcy is to write to Insurance Ireland over concerns older vehicles can’t get insurance cover.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 6 February, 2018

Salvaging the broadband plan: 'State stepping in to provide rural internet should be considered'
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

Salvaging the broadband plan: 'State stepping in to provide rural internet should be considered'

Feb 6th 2018, 1:19 PM 8,047 Views 46 Comments

Fianna Fáil will tonight ask the government to stall the procurement process and review what has gone wrong in the roll-out of broadband.

# computer-says-no - Saturday 6 January, 2018

'I'm actually embarrassed': It'll be 2023 before all rural homes are connected to high-speed broadband
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

'I'm actually embarrassed': It'll be 2023 before all rural homes are connected to high-speed broadband

Jan 6th 2018, 6:15 AM 19,241 Views 69 Comments

Rural TDs have hit out against Minister Denis Naughten who admitted it could be up to five years before all connections are done.

# computer-says-no - Monday 2 October, 2017

Football Manager to blame as Bolivian FA mistakenly contact French defender about call-up
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Football Manager to blame as Bolivian FA mistakenly contact French defender about call-up

Oct 2nd 2017, 8:24 PM 10,094 Views 2 Comments

Ruben Aguilar was contacted by the South American country with a view to capping him at international level, but the video game’s data was incorrect.

# computer-says-no - Monday 25 September, 2017

Dáil footage reuploaded to Oireachtas website after being taken down
# Rewind
# Rewind

Dáil footage reuploaded to Oireachtas website after being taken down

Sep 25th 2017, 7:25 PM 31,961 Views 60 Comments

Politicians and journalists argued that it showed a lack of transparency from the State.

# computer-says-no - Friday 2 June, 2017

Roma tell Liverpool €32 million isn't enough to bring top target Salah to Anfield
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Roma tell Liverpool €32 million isn't enough to bring top target Salah to Anfield

Jun 2nd 2017, 2:34 PM 6,794 Views 24 Comments

Klopp has identified the forward as one of his key transfer targets this summer.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 16 May, 2017

There have been lots of cyber attacks on State websites that the public aren't even aware of
# Think Before You Click
# Think Before You Click

There have been lots of cyber attacks on State websites that the public aren't even aware of

May 16th 2017, 6:15 AM 10,011 Views 21 Comments

There have been calls for the Garda cyber crime unit to be beefed up.

# computer-says-no - Monday 24 April, 2017

Heuston, we have a problem: Irish Rail's new website is causing some commuters hassle
# Training Day
# Training Day

Heuston, we have a problem: Irish Rail's new website is causing some commuters hassle

Apr 24th 2017, 2:50 PM 31,471 Views 22 Comments

Despite the teething problems, Irish Rail has said the new site will make travelling by train easier.

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 12 April, 2017

Thousands of families to lose out on money for childcare as Revenue can't give data to government
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

Thousands of families to lose out on money for childcare as Revenue can't give data to government

Apr 12th 2017, 4:52 PM 28,960 Views 73 Comments

Revenue is not yet in a position to share information with the relevant department.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 4 April, 2017

You may soon have to input your TV licence number to watch RTÉ online
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

You may soon have to input your TV licence number to watch RTÉ online

Apr 4th 2017, 5:30 PM 22,950 Views 151 Comments

Minister Denis Naughten said he is looking to replicate the UK system.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 7 February, 2017

Tipping Point contestant gets Peter Schmeichel question horribly wrong
# Not Even Close
From The42
# Not Even Close

Tipping Point contestant gets Peter Schmeichel question horribly wrong

Feb 7th 2017, 11:39 AM 12,242 Views 13 Comments

Bev, Bev, Bev, Bev, Bev…

# computer-says-no - Saturday 3 October, 2015

11 ways you know you're a FIFA widow(er)
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

11 ways you know you're a FIFA widow(er)

Oct 3rd 2015, 1:21 PM 5,816 Views 3 Comments

The struggle is real.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 17 September, 2015

This out-half has a mystery kicking coach who he emails video clips to
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

This out-half has a mystery kicking coach who he emails video clips to

Sep 17th 2015, 8:21 AM 6,527 Views 1 Comment

Ireland will face this Italian in England in a few weeks.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 3 September, 2015

Manchester United upgrade IT systems, just two days after De Gea move collapses
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Manchester United upgrade IT systems, just two days after De Gea move collapses

Sep 3rd 2015, 4:15 PM 7,422 Views 17 Comments

Fairly suspicious timing.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 1 September, 2015

Deadline blunder sees De Gea's Real Madrid move fall through
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Deadline blunder sees De Gea's Real Madrid move fall through

Sep 1st 2015, 7:58 AM 12,606 Views 85 Comments

The documents were reportedly password protected.

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 11 March, 2015

Hillary's deleted emails were about Chelsea's wedding and yoga, apparently
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

Hillary's deleted emails were about Chelsea's wedding and yoga, apparently

Mar 11th 2015, 7:17 PM 14,887 Views 22 Comments

Meanwhile, Bill has said he doesn’t actually use email…

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 4 February, 2015

Lotto cancelled until tomorrow after lottery machines go on the blink
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

Lotto cancelled until tomorrow after lottery machines go on the blink

Feb 4th 2015, 10:56 PM 118,266 Views 133 Comments

Don’t worry, if you have a ticket, it’s still valid.

# computer-says-no - Saturday 3 January, 2015

Vodafone is blocking Lucinda's new party website - but not on purpose
# Reboot Ireland
# Reboot Ireland

Vodafone is blocking Lucinda's new party website - but not on purpose

Jan 3rd 2015, 2:15 PM 18,817 Views 87 Comments

The service provider has promised to whitelist the site and customers should soon be able to access it.

# computer-says-no - Wednesday 10 December, 2014

Nearly half of your consumer complaints are going unresolved
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

Nearly half of your consumer complaints are going unresolved

Dec 10th 2014, 12:45 PM 6,844 Views 10 Comments

A national survey found that faulty goods and services cost consumers close to €500 million.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 30 September, 2014

UPC broadband back up after technical difficulties across parts of Dublin
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

UPC broadband back up after technical difficulties across parts of Dublin

Sep 30th 2014, 6:00 PM 21,763 Views 40 Comments

Engineers worked to fix the problem, said the broadband provider.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 28 January, 2014

Ban on Pirate Bay lifted by Dutch court
# Computer Says No
# Computer Says No

Ban on Pirate Bay lifted by Dutch court

Jan 28th 2014, 3:00 PM 12,214 Views 53 Comments

Access to Pirate Bay is still blocked to the majority of Irish internet users.

# computer-says-no - Friday 13 December, 2013

IT consultant applies for college football coaching job, citing success playing Madden
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

IT consultant applies for college football coaching job, citing success playing Madden

Dec 13th 2013, 3:20 PM 4,979 Views 2 Comments

I played Super Mario but you don’t see me trying to plumb in a dishwasher.

# computer-says-no - Sunday 14 July, 2013

12 hilarious and troubling printer error messages
# Computer Says No
From The Daily Edge
# Computer Says No

12 hilarious and troubling printer error messages

Jul 14th 2013, 1:00 PM 20,823 Views 10 Comments

Printers are temperamental animals. Some of the things they come out with.

# computer-says-no - Tuesday 18 June, 2013

7 things you (probably) didn't know about the man who decides the Premier League fixtures
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

7 things you (probably) didn't know about the man who decides the Premier League fixtures

Jun 18th 2013, 6:03 PM 5,106 Views 2 Comments

Before the 2013/14 fixtures are announced, the Premier League gives us a glimpse at the science behind the schedule.

# computer-says-no - Monday 19 November, 2012

Cesc Fabregas brings wrong passport to Moscow, detained in airport ahead of Champions League tie
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Cesc Fabregas brings wrong passport to Moscow, detained in airport ahead of Champions League tie

Nov 19th 2012, 10:20 AM 5,694 Views 0 Comments

Barcelona chiefs eventually resolved the situation and the midfielder was granted a temporary visa.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 16 June, 2011

Little Britain comedy duo reported to be breaking up but Matt Lucas says no
# Little Breakup?
From The Daily Edge
# Little Breakup?

Little Britain comedy duo reported to be breaking up but Matt Lucas says no

Jun 16th 2011, 3:29 PM 639 Views 2 Comments

One half of the comedy duo tweeted to his followers to deny the report.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 24 March, 2011

Mike Tyson's guide to breaking your Angry Birds addiction
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

Mike Tyson's guide to breaking your Angry Birds addiction

Mar 24th 2011, 2:59 PM 434 Views 0 Comments

Iron Mike explains how you too can get your life back.

# computer-says-no - Thursday 16 December, 2010

FAI website crashes due to Europa League final ticket traffic
# Computer Says No
From The42
# Computer Says No

FAI website crashes due to Europa League final ticket traffic

Dec 16th 2010, 12:23 PM 449 Views 0 Comments

Ballot opens for Irish fans hoping to attend Europa League final.