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Wednesday 4 October 2023 Dublin: 12°C

# Desperate measures

All time
This guy went viral for breaking his laptop to stop his mam catching him on Pornhub
*hangs head*
Burglar busted after having sex with teddy bear and leaving DNA behind
Apologies in advance for this unfortunate mental image.