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# does-not-compute - Thursday 18 February, 2021

HSE boss told NPHET member he was at 'wits end' over post-Christmas Covid computer glitch
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HSE boss told NPHET member he was at 'wits end' over post-Christmas Covid computer glitch

Feb 18th 2021, 12:05 AM 60,727 Views 69 Comments

Ireland was likely experiencing record numbers of Covid-19 cases earlier than officially reported.

# does-not-compute - Friday 10 February, 2017

Trinity makes it back into world's top 150 universities after error kept it out of rankings
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# Back In Business

Trinity makes it back into world's top 150 universities after error kept it out of rankings

Feb 10th 2017, 4:00 PM 17,229 Views 27 Comments

Trinity College Dublin came in at 131st in the world rankings.

# does-not-compute - Saturday 26 November, 2016

Commissioner's email scandal highlights 'dinosaur-like' garda IT system
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Commissioner's email scandal highlights 'dinosaur-like' garda IT system

Nov 26th 2016, 7:05 AM 8,086 Views 19 Comments

While the discussion this week focused on security, gardaí want to know when the force will be equipped to police a 21st century Ireland.

# does-not-compute - Saturday 16 April, 2016

Robot waiters did such a terrible job they forced two restaurants to close
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Robot waiters did such a terrible job they forced two restaurants to close

Apr 16th 2016, 10:00 AM 14,974 Views 17 Comments

The robots were not able to carry soup or other foods steadily and broke down freqently.

# does-not-compute - Wednesday 28 October, 2015

IBM under the spotlight of US authorities for 'certain transactions' in Ireland
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IBM under the spotlight of US authorities for 'certain transactions' in Ireland

Oct 28th 2015, 11:45 AM 9,408 Views 20 Comments

The company revealed the probe in its latest filings.

# does-not-compute - Thursday 15 January, 2015

Garda PULSE system "not fit for purpose" and should be scrapped
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Garda PULSE system "not fit for purpose" and should be scrapped

Jan 15th 2015, 8:47 AM 20,345 Views 53 Comments

The Garda Inspectorate has also recommended scrapping the Pulse system.

# does-not-compute - Monday 12 January, 2015

Fox News commentator says non-Muslims can't go to Birmingham, Twitter explodes
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Fox News commentator says non-Muslims can't go to Birmingham, Twitter explodes

Jan 12th 2015, 9:46 PM 51,936 Views 147 Comments

Steven Emerson describes himself ‘a leading authority on Islamic extremist networks’.

# does-not-compute - Wednesday 17 December, 2014

One in six Irish people have NEVER used the internet
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One in six Irish people have NEVER used the internet

Dec 17th 2014, 9:25 AM 5,427 Views 26 Comments

65% of Irish people said they use the internet every day.

# does-not-compute - Wednesday 3 December, 2014

Google only needs one click to tell if you're a robot or not
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Google only needs one click to tell if you're a robot or not

Dec 3rd 2014, 3:09 PM 10,729 Views 10 Comments

Completing captchas may soon be a thing of the past.

# does-not-compute - Monday 16 September, 2013

Captain Kirk watches Colaiste Lurgan on the Late Late
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From The Daily Edge
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Captain Kirk watches Colaiste Lurgan on the Late Late

Sep 16th 2013, 9:17 AM 2,216 Views 0 Comments

He’d never encountered readings like those before.