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# Fifty Shades of Grey

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# Fifty Shades of Grey
Jamie Dornan's take on the Fifty Shades' fanbase proved my personal experience of it
‘It was a little bit bulletproof.’
# uhu glue
Jamie Dornan told Graham Norton a truly horrific (but gas) story about gluing a wig on his bits
Greatest storyteller of our age.
# darker
13 truly incredible lines from the new Fifty Shades book
Including some lessons in food hygiene! (Extremely NSFW, in case you didn’t already know.)
# phwoarnan
Which Jamie Dornan Is Your Boyfriend?
It’s time you found out.
# fifty shades of f**ked up
7 of the most scathing quotes from reviews of Fifty Shades Darker
“…just sexy enough to frighten a few frigid horses.”
# askeljames
Fifty Shades author EL James is doing a Twitter Q&A and it's going as well as expected
WHO thought this would be a good idea?
# Bedtime reading
Fifty Shades of Grey has made us all mad for ... reading
What did you think we were going to say? Filthy minds.
# slav for love
An essential history of George Hook's career as an erotic novelist
Ireland is not ready for this, George.
# critical spanking
11 hilariously angry Amazon reviews of the new Fifty Shades of Grey
“I seriously have to go take 2 aspirin right now.”
# too hot too spicy
That 'peeled ginger' detail from the new Fifty Shades book? It's actually a real thing
Christian Grey wants to put ginger WHERE?!
# Smut
People are live-tweeting the worst bits from the new Fifty Shades of Grey book
“Her nipples extend further.”
# that hurts
Copy of Fifty Shades of Grey sequel stolen a week before publication day
Police are investigating.
# grey
A new version of Fifty Shades of Grey is on the way... here's what we know so far
Oh… goody.
# full frontal
Jamie Dornan might get his whole lad out for Fifty Shades - four important points to consider
But we already know what it looks like.
# Careful Now
10 times Father Ted happened in real life
The lines between the Real World and Father Ted World often blur spectacularly.
# Erotica
This book series could be the next Fifty Shades of Grey
The author just signed a $7million deal.
# pay rise
Fifty Shades of Grey producer doesn't think Jamie Dornan deserves a pay rise for the sequel
Soz, Jamie.
# fifty shades
DCU student election hopeful channels Fifty Shades of Grey for campaign video
His tastes are more… societal.
# Swoon
Attention, everyone: Jamie Dornan went for a pint in Co Laois last night
Be still our beating hearts.
# granny grey
This Irish granny's foul-mouthed reaction to Fifty Shades of Grey is priceless
“Plundered your woman’s drawers and all!”
# conjurer of cheap tricks
Fifty Shades of Gandalf is the Christian Grey spoof we've been waiting for
Christian Grey. Gandalf the Grey. It’s all there.
# Wager
This former Disney star lost a bet and posed in lingerie in protest of Fifty Shades
Actress has issues with how the film deals with consent.
# fifty shades of grim
So this Fifty Shades of Grey starter kit exists in Wexford...
ALL you need to seriously injure yourselves.
Dakota Johnson's had a row with her mam on the red carpet
Can’t take them anywhere.
# flogger
Welp, they basically had a sex toy discussion on the red carpet
Thanks, Fifty Shades.
# Oh dear
Pub faces backlash for 'misogynistic' Fifty Shades of Grey gaffa tape joke
Oh. Oh dear.
# the thirst is real
A woman was arrested for pleasuring herself during a Fifty Shades screening
It was inevitable. We all know it was.
# spongebob nopants
Awkward - an American cinema put on Fifty Shades instead of the SpongeBob movie
The plots are kind of similar to be fair
# caught rotten
This man got caught going to see Fifty Shades of Grey alone, and his reaction is wonderful
Who, me?
# charming
You can now reenact Fifty Shades of Grey for the cool sum of €10,866
Make it stop.
# ah feck off
'You dirty bitch!' - Belfast granny is not amused by talk of Fifty Shades of Grey
“I’m sure grandad did it back in the day to you”. “Bloody sure he didn’t!”
# hot watch
Fifty Shades of Grey had the 10th biggest opening weekend in Irish box-office history
It still has nothing on Harry and Hermione.
# easy
Ireland REALLY likes bondage: Fifty Shades of Grey is biggest opening weekend in three years
We seem to have the same unconventional desires as everyone else, as Fifty Shades records massive box office takings.
# Love is in the air
It's happened... someone has proposed during a Fifty Shades screening
Whoever said romance is dead, was lying.
# filth
Limerick boasts best Father Ted-style Fifty Shades of Grey protest yet
Is that a rosary in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
# Careful Now
Nuns (including one pregnant one) protest Fifty Shades screenings in Sligo and Reading
God bless us.
# 50 shades of spoilers
21 honest thoughts I had while watching 50 Shades of Grey
“Does Jamie Dornan ever blink?”
# aphrodisiac
Excellent Fifty Shades of Grey mix-up on Sligo radio
“There’ll be a lot of haemophilias out tonight”.
# fifty shades of red
The London Fire Brigade are tweeting people's mortifying sex incidents
Fifty Shades of Morto.
# knobber you
Here's Fifty Shades with the rude words replaced with Irish place names
“He sticks two Stillorgans into my ring of Kerry”.