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# morto - Friday 10 January, 2014

Guy proposes to his girlfriend in the supermarket where they first met
# The Big Shop
From The Daily Edge
# The Big Shop

Guy proposes to his girlfriend in the supermarket where they first met

Jan 10th 2014, 9:04 AM 4,977 Views 3 Comments

Is this the most American proposal of all?

# morto - Tuesday 7 January, 2014

CRINGE! Director Michael Bay flees the stage after teleprompter fail
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

CRINGE! Director Michael Bay flees the stage after teleprompter fail

Jan 7th 2014, 7:58 AM 12,474 Views 26 Comments

He was at the Samsung live event to promote a new TV.

# morto - Friday 3 January, 2014

Fan tries to videobomb reporter, falls amusingly on his arse
# Fail
From The Daily Edge
# Fail

Fan tries to videobomb reporter, falls amusingly on his arse

Jan 3rd 2014, 8:30 AM 7,074 Views 2 Comments

It didn’t go quite to plan.

# morto - Thursday 2 January, 2014

11 things that will definitely happen at an Irish 21st
# 21 Kisses
From The Daily Edge
# 21 Kisses

11 things that will definitely happen at an Irish 21st

Jan 2nd 2014, 9:30 PM 68,548 Views 36 Comments

It’s a rite of passage that can’t be avoided, no matter how hard you try.

# morto - Wednesday 1 January, 2014

5 times Spotify Private Session ruined somebody's life*
# Mortify
From The Daily Edge
# Mortify

5 times Spotify Private Session ruined somebody's life*

Jan 1st 2014, 4:43 PM 33,993 Views 3 Comments

*Or at least their credibility. And how to avoid it!

# morto - Saturday 14 December, 2013

TV presenter brutally rejected by female co-anchor live on air
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

TV presenter brutally rejected by female co-anchor live on air

Dec 14th 2013, 3:00 PM 6,909 Views 1 Comment

At least he knows where he stands.

# morto - Friday 13 December, 2013

These sexy lyrics from the new Beyoncé album are going to MORTIFY Blue Ivy
# STOP IT MAM
From The Daily Edge
# STOP IT MAM

These sexy lyrics from the new Beyoncé album are going to MORTIFY Blue Ivy

Dec 13th 2013, 12:11 PM 6,343 Views 0 Comments

No one wants to hear their parents describe the sex they have, really, do they?

# morto - Thursday 21 November, 2013

Johnny's Back! The latest HSE ad for condoms is pretty funny
# Think Contraception
# Think Contraception

Johnny's Back! The latest HSE ad for condoms is pretty funny

Nov 21st 2013, 1:06 PM 24,082 Views 88 Comments

The message? Sometimes the sex doesn’t happen, but for when it does – Johnny’s got you covered. Watch the ad here.

# morto - Monday 18 November, 2013

Very rude altered sign interrupts tornado news report (NSFW)
# Oh Dear
From The Daily Edge
# Oh Dear

Very rude altered sign interrupts tornado news report (NSFW)

Nov 18th 2013, 8:30 PM 4,378 Views 2 Comments

Unfortunate.

# morto - Tuesday 12 November, 2013

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect

Nov 12th 2013, 12:32 PM 3,641 Views 2 Comments

Whatever you say, pal.

# morto - Tuesday 5 November, 2013

Kentucky star with an incredible score... into his own basket
# Og
From The42
# Og

Kentucky star with an incredible score... into his own basket

Nov 5th 2013, 10:27 AM 3,475 Views 0 Comments

James Young could only smile after finding the wrong hoop.

# morto - Thursday 31 October, 2013

9 reasons why Bono is the embarrassing dad of Ireland
# U2
From The Daily Edge
# U2

9 reasons why Bono is the embarrassing dad of Ireland

Oct 31st 2013, 3:17 PM 9,345 Views 3 Comments

Morto for all of us.

# morto - Wednesday 30 October, 2013

Chinese government officials star in year's worst Photoshop fail
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Chinese government officials star in year's worst Photoshop fail

Oct 30th 2013, 7:30 PM 4,914 Views 3 Comments

Mad graphics skillz.

# morto - Wednesday 23 October, 2013

Cricketer's girlfriend caught telling a raunchy story on camera
# Caught Rapid
From The Daily Edge
# Caught Rapid

Cricketer's girlfriend caught telling a raunchy story on camera

Oct 23rd 2013, 5:44 PM 12,358 Views 3 Comments

Eyes on the game, Yvonne.

# morto - Friday 11 October, 2013

Jimmy Kimmel fooled more hipsters into talking about fake bands
# Cringe
From The Daily Edge
# Cringe

Jimmy Kimmel fooled more hipsters into talking about fake bands

Oct 11th 2013, 7:30 PM 2,396 Views 4 Comments

Sharleh’ for their mas.

Is this the most elaborate, cringe-worthy proposal video ever?
# A Very Long Engagement
From The Daily Edge
# A Very Long Engagement

Is this the most elaborate, cringe-worthy proposal video ever?

Oct 11th 2013, 3:06 PM 3,152 Views 2 Comments

There’s nowhere to go from here, proposal videos are over.

# morto - Friday 4 October, 2013

WATCH: Steven Spielberg suffers brutal rejection watching the 1976 Oscar nominations
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

WATCH: Steven Spielberg suffers brutal rejection watching the 1976 Oscar nominations

Oct 4th 2013, 9:10 AM 1,392 Views 2 Comments

If you thought Steven Spielberg was cool, prepare to have your whole world shattered.

# morto - Sunday 29 September, 2013

11 of THOSE hairstyles we all deeply regret
# Short Back And Sides
From The Daily Edge
# Short Back And Sides

11 of THOSE hairstyles we all deeply regret

Sep 29th 2013, 1:00 PM 42,610 Views 51 Comments

Oh, the horror. The horror.

# morto - Wednesday 11 September, 2013

Daughter forced to publicly hold sign as punishment for twerking
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Daughter forced to publicly hold sign as punishment for twerking

Sep 11th 2013, 1:43 PM 5,377 Views 2 Comments

Her mammy wasn’t impressed.

# morto - Thursday 5 September, 2013

‘Hipsters’ are the target of new Irish tourism campaign
# Shenanigans
From The Daily Edge
# Shenanigans

‘Hipsters’ are the target of new Irish tourism campaign

Sep 5th 2013, 1:52 PM 17,679 Views 29 Comments

We’re all suitably mortified.

# morto - Wednesday 4 September, 2013

Man forced to hold 'IDIOT' sign outside police station
# Doing Time
From The Daily Edge
# Doing Time

Man forced to hold 'IDIOT' sign outside police station

Sep 4th 2013, 9:07 AM 27,169 Views 47 Comments

He has to stand there for a week.

# morto - Saturday 27 July, 2013

The 8 most mortifying pitfalls of your 'Sent' box
# Efail
From The Daily Edge
# Efail

The 8 most mortifying pitfalls of your 'Sent' box

Jul 27th 2013, 9:30 AM 17,929 Views 7 Comments

As illustrated by embarrassed animals.

# morto - Thursday 25 July, 2013

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad was on 90210 in the 90s
# Breaking Bad
From The Daily Edge
# Breaking Bad

Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad was on 90210 in the 90s

Jul 25th 2013, 10:23 AM 1,976 Views 1 Comment

It’s really something.

# morto - Wednesday 24 July, 2013

CNN newsreader says humans 'hunted dildo into extinction'
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

CNN newsreader says humans 'hunted dildo into extinction'

Jul 24th 2013, 9:00 AM 2,029 Views 2 Comments

The poor thing didn’t stand a chance. *sniff*

# morto - Thursday 11 July, 2013

9 of the most awkward marriage proposals ever
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

9 of the most awkward marriage proposals ever

Jul 11th 2013, 10:00 PM 8,484 Views 0 Comments

It’s not always a good idea to propose in public…

# morto - Friday 5 July, 2013

Work night out tonight?  Here are the horrors you can expect
# Let's Go Crazy
From The Daily Edge
# Let's Go Crazy

Work night out tonight? Here are the horrors you can expect

Jul 5th 2013, 6:00 PM 26,643 Views 19 Comments

Tears, fights and MORTIFICATION.

# morto - Wednesday 12 June, 2013

5 photos of Barack Obama reading your email
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

5 photos of Barack Obama reading your email

Jun 12th 2013, 3:03 PM 5,213 Views 2 Comments

You really shouldn’t have written that.

# morto - Monday 3 June, 2013

7 things that make you want to curl up and die
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

7 things that make you want to curl up and die

Jun 3rd 2013, 6:00 PM 35,094 Views 75 Comments

Can someone put us out of our misery please?

# morto - Monday 27 May, 2013

VIDEO: Friday's Graham Norton Show vs Friday's Late Late Show
# Fresh Irish Dancing
From The Daily Edge
# Fresh Irish Dancing

VIDEO: Friday's Graham Norton Show vs Friday's Late Late Show

May 27th 2013, 10:46 AM 5,976 Views 6 Comments

Go home Late Late Show, you’re drunk.

# morto - Monday 13 May, 2013

11 animals defeated by the cone of shame
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

11 animals defeated by the cone of shame

May 13th 2013, 11:43 AM 4,250 Views 2 Comments

Is there any greater injustice?

# morto - Thursday 2 May, 2013

VIDEO: Reese Witherspoon talks about her arrest
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

VIDEO: Reese Witherspoon talks about her arrest

May 2nd 2013, 6:30 PM 950 Views 1 Comment

She ‘knows better’ than to behave the way she did.

# morto - Monday 29 April, 2013

The Dredge: Naked Victoria Beckham leaves her son MORTO
# World Of Celebs
From The Daily Edge
# World Of Celebs

The Dredge: Naked Victoria Beckham leaves her son MORTO

Apr 29th 2013, 8:15 AM 5,544 Views 0 Comments

Scarlet for his ma… All the very best of the day’s dirt.

# morto - Sunday 28 April, 2013

11 of the world’s most embarrassing parents
# Mortification Station
From The Daily Edge
# Mortification Station

11 of the world’s most embarrassing parents

Apr 28th 2013, 8:15 PM 75,853 Views 29 Comments

Barack Obama is preparing to join their ranks.

# morto - Monday 22 April, 2013

Local newsreader says 'f***ing s**t'... on his first day
# Whoops
From The Daily Edge
# Whoops

Local newsreader says 'f***ing s**t'... on his first day

Apr 22nd 2013, 8:55 AM 3,987 Views 4 Comments

You’ll want to put your headphones on if you’re in an office.

# morto - Saturday 20 April, 2013

Can you make it through this post without laughing?
# No Sniggering
From The Daily Edge
# No Sniggering

Can you make it through this post without laughing?

Apr 20th 2013, 8:15 PM 52,918 Views 41 Comments

If so, you’re a good person.

# morto - Monday 15 April, 2013

7 best reactions to Justin Bieber's Anne Frank comments
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

7 best reactions to Justin Bieber's Anne Frank comments

Apr 15th 2013, 10:16 AM 4,961 Views 4 Comments

We don’t know quite what to say.

# morto - Thursday 4 April, 2013

Embarrassed politician accidentally tweets porn link
# Scarlet
From The Daily Edge
# Scarlet

Embarrassed politician accidentally tweets porn link

Apr 4th 2013, 10:01 AM 25,121 Views 24 Comments

Morto for Rob Wilson, UK Conservative MP.

# morto - Wednesday 3 April, 2013

VIDEO: Here's why you shouldn't do the Harlem Shake on the toilet
# Harpic Shake
From The Daily Edge
# Harpic Shake

VIDEO: Here's why you shouldn't do the Harlem Shake on the toilet

Apr 3rd 2013, 12:20 PM 1,819 Views 0 Comments

Scarleh.

# morto - Tuesday 2 April, 2013

Stick to the day job: Barack Obama left red-faced after missing 17 consecutive shots
# Morto
From The42
# Morto

Stick to the day job: Barack Obama left red-faced after missing 17 consecutive shots

Apr 2nd 2013, 2:25 PM 1,835 Views 1 Comment

The US president isn’t much of a basketball player going on this evidence.

# morto - Sunday 31 March, 2013

Thank your lucky stars you're not in these family photos
# Things Could Be Worse
From The Daily Edge
# Things Could Be Worse

Thank your lucky stars you're not in these family photos

Mar 31st 2013, 6:30 PM 25,701 Views 36 Comments

Things could be worse this Easter weekend.