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# nope - Sunday 27 May, 2018
All Round to Mrs Brown's was shown on Gogglebox, and they absolutely tore it apart
‘It’s for the kind of people who go to an Elton John concert’.
# nope - Thursday 16 November, 2017
'Completely false': Chicharito denies reports he wants to switch West Ham for home soil
The Mexican striker has shot down reports suggesting he is ready to leave England for his childhood club Chivas.
# nope - Friday 29 September, 2017
FactCheck: Is the Bishop of Waterford right to say the HPV vaccine is '70% safe'?
Bishop Phonsie Cullinan said the vaccine could encourage sexual activity. We can’t factcheck that – but we can say his ’70% safe’ claim is FALSE.
# nope - Friday 28 July, 2017
Some of the reviews for The Emoji Movie are so brutal that they're going viral
Eh, sad face emoji.
# nope - Wednesday 5 October, 2016
Ukip turmoil as new leader quits just 18 days into the job
Nigel Farage has ruled out a return.
# nope - Thursday 15 September, 2016
# nope - Wednesday 10 August, 2016
Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?
Oh, the humanity.
# nope - Saturday 9 July, 2016
UK government dismisses four-million-signature petition calling for a second Brexit vote
The government says that the population “must now prepare for the process to exit the EU”.
# nope - Friday 17 June, 2016
Nope hoodies were the absolute height of style for Irish girls in the noughties
Leg it down to Hairy Legs there.
# nope - Monday 7 March, 2016
8 feelings every Irish person had about their Susst flares
So much street juice, so little time.
# nope - Tuesday 16 February, 2016
Mother says she gets mistaken for her daughter's sister, but Twitter is having none of it
When social media passes judgement, it doesn’t tend to spare people’s feelings…
# nope - Monday 24 August, 2015
# nope - Monday 18 May, 2015
# nope - Thursday 14 May, 2015
These teachers worry that a Yes vote could mean teaching 4-year-olds about the word 'gay'
A new group, Teachers for No, launched outside Leinster House today.
# nope - Tuesday 12 May, 2015
Pat Carey is definitely not making a political comeback
The former minister has responded to fresh speculation he is plotting a Dáil comeback.
# nope - Saturday 25 April, 2015
A teen was suspended from school after wearing a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom
Probably not the wisest idea.
# nope - Monday 20 April, 2015
A man tried to squash a spider, but the spider had one last trick up its sleeve
ARACHNOPHOBES BEWARE: THere is a whole load of NOPE up in here.
# nope - Monday 23 March, 2015
Here is what happens when you pour soy sauce over a dead cuttlefish
Hint: it’s a living nightmare.
# nope - Thursday 5 March, 2015
Facebook's 'related' algorithm made quite a serious slip up today
Robots just don’t understand tact.
Watch this terrifying octopus almost escape from its aquarium tank
Brace yourself for nightmares.
# nope - Tuesday 23 December, 2014
Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish
It’s just as bad as you think :(
# nope - Friday 19 December, 2014
You can now buy little pills that turn your shite glittery
Stop the world, we want to get off.
# nope - Friday 5 December, 2014
People with arachnophobia meet huge spiders
Terror town.
# nope - Wednesday 15 October, 2014
# nope - Monday 25 August, 2014
Man had moth live in his head for three days
Welcome to your nightmare.
# nope - Saturday 23 August, 2014
Massive fish nabs 4ft shark right off fisherman's line
Nope nope NOPE.
# nope - Wednesday 20 August, 2014
Huge fish eats 4 ft shark in one bite
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
# nope - Tuesday 5 August, 2014
# nope - Monday 28 July, 2014
# nope - Tuesday 1 July, 2014
Woman sets her house on fire while trying to kill a spider
Makes total sense.
# nope - Friday 16 May, 2014
# nope - Saturday 22 February, 2014
17 ways Irish people tried to be cool in the early noughties
So recent. So forgotten.
# nope - Thursday 28 November, 2013
8 items with names that are made entirely of lies
Something has to be done about this.
# nope - Thursday 21 November, 2013
Footage of Dublin riots used as scenes of Norway in American TV show
Someone on Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. team doesn’t care much for accuracy.
# nope - Monday 18 November, 2013
Girl bungee jumps without a harness
There are NO trust issues in this relationship.
# nope - Saturday 2 November, 2013
12 incredibly painful moments captured perfectly in GIFs
You will wince and you will grimace.
# nope - Monday 21 October, 2013
11 things you don't want to think about before bed
Things that make you go “nope”.
# nope - Wednesday 9 October, 2013
Disney are re-releasing the Little Mermaid, this time they've ruined it
The ‘second screen live’ experience sounds like a horror.
# nope - Monday 26 August, 2013
Here are the worst things about going to a music festival
Didn’t get a ticket for Electric Picnic? You’re better off.
# nope - Thursday 7 February, 2013
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Poll: Have you started your Christmas shopping?
WE ARE 18 days away from Christmas – that’s 17 shopping days. That’s 408 hours (sorry).
It always seems as though there are those who get the shopping out of the way in March where some like that last minute panic on Christmas Eve.
So, this morning we want to know: Have you started your Christmas shopping?
Poll Results:
Yes (5822)
No (3805)
I've done it all (smug) (2147)
Share your story: voices@thejournal.ie
Saoirse McHugh: Carbon tax is a red herring, the real climate culprit is the global tax system
By Saoirse McHugh
It’s time for governments to fix the global tax system, for the sake of the planet.
How I Spend My Money: A 26-year-old recruiter on €40,000 living in Dublin
By TheJournal.ie reader
The 26-year-old is adjusting after moving out of her family home
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