# Nope

Last month

August 2023

# Nope

Tottenham reject third offer from Bayern for Harry Kane

The German champions have embarked on a public pursuit of the England captain all summer.

5.1k

Aug 7th 2023, 4:47 PM

All time

# Nope

WHO rules out Covid herd immunity this year

The virus has infected more than 90 million worldwide.

50.8k

Jan 11th 2021, 9:24 PM

# Cringe

All Round to Mrs Brown's was shown on Gogglebox, and they absolutely tore it apart

‘It’s for the kind of people who go to an Elton John concert’.

12.4k

May 27th 2018, 10:42 AM

# Nope

'Completely false': Chicharito denies reports he wants to switch West Ham for home soil

The Mexican striker has shot down reports suggesting he is ready to leave England for his childhood club Chivas.

5.6k

Nov 16th 2017, 7:03 PM

# Gardasil

FactCheck: Is the Bishop of Waterford right to say the HPV vaccine is '70% safe'?

Bishop Phonsie Cullinan said the vaccine could encourage sexual activity. We can’t factcheck that – but we can say his ’70% safe’ claim is FALSE.

27.1k

106

Sep 29th 2017, 6:00 AM

# two thumbs down

Some of the reviews for The Emoji Movie are so brutal that they're going viral

Eh, sad face emoji.

9.0k

Jul 28th 2017, 7:36 PM

# Nope

Ukip turmoil as new leader quits just 18 days into the job

Nigel Farage has ruled out a return.

18.4k

Oct 5th 2016, 7:17 AM

# Nope

This woman ate crisps covered in dead ants after mistaking them for pepper

No. NO.

6.2k

Sep 15th 2016, 6:08 PM

# no no no no

Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?

Oh, the humanity.

11.5k

Aug 10th 2016, 6:02 PM

# that's that then

UK government dismisses four-million-signature petition calling for a second Brexit vote

The government says that the population “must now prepare for the process to exit the EU”.

24.3k

114

Jul 9th 2016, 1:43 PM

# Nope

Nope hoodies were the absolute height of style for Irish girls in the noughties

Leg it down to Hairy Legs there.

7.2k

Jun 17th 2016, 1:59 PM

# hairy legs

8 feelings every Irish person had about their Susst flares

So much street juice, so little time.

12.0k

Mar 7th 2016, 3:30 PM

# Nope

Mother says she gets mistaken for her daughter's sister, but Twitter is having none of it

When social media passes judgement, it doesn’t tend to spare people’s feelings…

62.4k

Feb 16th 2016, 7:37 PM

# Nope

Stop the world. A Japanese restaurant has created a poo-flavoured curry

Good morning!

3.0k

Aug 24th 2015, 7:32 AM

# no thank you

It rained tiny spiders in this Australian town

Yuck.

25.6k

May 18th 2015, 10:22 PM

# marriage referendum

These teachers worry that a Yes vote could mean teaching 4-year-olds about the word 'gay'

A new group, Teachers for No, launched outside Leinster House today.

53.6k

539

May 14th 2015, 6:35 PM

# Nope Nope Nope

Pat Carey is definitely not making a political comeback

The former minister has responded to fresh speculation he is plotting a Dáil comeback.

11.1k

May 12th 2015, 8:00 PM

# Nope

A teen was suspended from school after wearing a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom

Probably not the wisest idea.

4.2k

Apr 25th 2015, 5:06 PM

# noooope

A man tried to squash a spider, but the spider had one last trick up its sleeve

ARACHNOPHOBES BEWARE: THere is a whole load of NOPE up in here.

5.6k

Apr 20th 2015, 7:09 PM

# dancing squid

Here is what happens when you pour soy sauce over a dead cuttlefish

Hint: it’s a living nightmare.

9.7k

Mar 23rd 2015, 7:39 AM

# Nope

Facebook's 'related' algorithm made quite a serious slip up today

Robots just don’t understand tact.

4.8k

Mar 5th 2015, 12:48 PM

# Nope

Watch this terrifying octopus almost escape from its aquarium tank

Brace yourself for nightmares.

3.6k

Mar 5th 2015, 8:04 AM

# Grim

Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish

It’s just as bad as you think :(

30.6k

Dec 23rd 2014, 11:34 AM

# load of...

You can now buy little pills that turn your shite glittery

Stop the world, we want to get off.

6.1k

Dec 19th 2014, 1:52 PM

# Nope

People with arachnophobia meet huge spiders

Terror town.

2.8k

Dec 5th 2014, 8:40 PM

# Nope

Here's the 'child benefit' tweet a Cork bar was forced to apologise over

9.5k

Oct 15th 2014, 12:38 PM

# terror town

Man had moth live in his head for three days

Welcome to your nightmare.

3.5k

Aug 25th 2014, 4:59 PM

# shark bite

Massive fish nabs 4ft shark right off fisherman's line

Nope nope NOPE.

3.2k

Aug 23rd 2014, 5:02 PM

# Nope

Huge fish eats 4 ft shark in one bite

Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

5.8k

Aug 20th 2014, 8:12 PM

# Nope

9 horrifying thoughts you've never even considered

So creepy.

65.9k

Aug 5th 2014, 9:30 PM

# Nope

Terrifying swarm of flies in US so massive it shows up on radar

Run.

26.6k

Jul 28th 2014, 2:15 PM

# kill it with fire

Woman sets her house on fire while trying to kill a spider

Makes total sense.

3.8k

Jul 1st 2014, 1:50 PM

# Help

Girl goes diving in lake full of jellyfish, we say "NOPE"

No. Just no.

8.1k

May 16th 2014, 10:40 AM

# paisean faisean

17 ways Irish people tried to be cool in the early noughties

So recent. So forgotten.

68.1k

Feb 22nd 2014, 6:00 PM

# What's in a name?

8 items with names that are made entirely of lies

Something has to be done about this.

39.5k

100

Nov 28th 2013, 9:30 PM

# Nope

Footage of Dublin riots used as scenes of Norway in American TV show

Someone on Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. team doesn’t care much for accuracy.

11.2k

Nov 21st 2013, 9:17 AM

# Nope

Girl bungee jumps without a harness

There are NO trust issues in this relationship.

4.7k

Nov 18th 2013, 7:59 AM

# Ouch!

12 incredibly painful moments captured perfectly in GIFs

You will wince and you will grimace.

12.2k

Nov 2nd 2013, 3:00 PM

# Nope Nope Nope

11 things you don't want to think about before bed

Things that make you go “nope”.

40.3k

Oct 21st 2013, 9:30 PM

# Nope

Disney are re-releasing the Little Mermaid, this time they've ruined it

The ‘second screen live’ experience sounds like a horror.

2.1k

Oct 9th 2013, 7:30 PM