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# nope - Monday 11 January, 2021

WHO rules out Covid herd immunity this year
# Nope
# Nope

WHO rules out Covid herd immunity this year

Jan 11th 2021, 9:24 PM 50,759 Views 39 Comments

The virus has infected more than 90 million worldwide.

# nope - Sunday 27 May, 2018

All Round to Mrs Brown's was shown on Gogglebox, and they absolutely tore it apart
# Cringe
From The Daily Edge
# Cringe

All Round to Mrs Brown's was shown on Gogglebox, and they absolutely tore it apart

May 27th 2018, 10:42 AM 12,362 Views 1 Comment

‘It’s for the kind of people who go to an Elton John concert’.

# nope - Thursday 16 November, 2017

'Completely false': Chicharito denies reports he wants to switch West Ham for home soil
# Nope
From The42
# Nope

'Completely false': Chicharito denies reports he wants to switch West Ham for home soil

Nov 16th 2017, 7:03 PM 5,632 Views 7 Comments

The Mexican striker has shot down reports suggesting he is ready to leave England for his childhood club Chivas.

# nope - Friday 29 September, 2017

FactCheck: Is the Bishop of Waterford right to say the HPV vaccine is '70% safe'?
# Gardasil
# Gardasil

FactCheck: Is the Bishop of Waterford right to say the HPV vaccine is '70% safe'?

Sep 29th 2017, 6:00 AM 27,051 Views 106 Comments

Bishop Phonsie Cullinan said the vaccine could encourage sexual activity. We can’t factcheck that – but we can say his ’70% safe’ claim is FALSE.

# nope - Friday 28 July, 2017

Some of the reviews for The Emoji Movie are so brutal that they're going viral
# Two Thumbs Down
From The Daily Edge
# Two Thumbs Down

Some of the reviews for The Emoji Movie are so brutal that they're going viral

Jul 28th 2017, 7:36 PM 8,948 Views 6 Comments

Eh, sad face emoji.

# nope - Wednesday 5 October, 2016

Ukip turmoil as new leader quits just 18 days into the job
# Nope
# Nope

Ukip turmoil as new leader quits just 18 days into the job

Oct 5th 2016, 7:17 AM 18,343 Views 40 Comments

Nigel Farage has ruled out a return.

# nope - Thursday 15 September, 2016

This woman ate crisps covered in dead ants after mistaking them for pepper
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

This woman ate crisps covered in dead ants after mistaking them for pepper

Sep 15th 2016, 6:08 PM 6,160 Views 8 Comments

No. NO.

# nope - Wednesday 10 August, 2016

Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?
# No No No No
From The Daily Edge
# No No No No

Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?

Aug 10th 2016, 6:02 PM 11,523 Views 2 Comments

Oh, the humanity.

# nope - Saturday 9 July, 2016

UK government dismisses four-million-signature petition calling for a second Brexit vote
# That's That Then
# That's That Then

UK government dismisses four-million-signature petition calling for a second Brexit vote

Jul 9th 2016, 1:43 PM 24,258 Views 114 Comments

The government says that the population “must now prepare for the process to exit the EU”.

# nope - Friday 17 June, 2016

Nope hoodies were the absolute height of style for Irish girls in the noughties
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Nope hoodies were the absolute height of style for Irish girls in the noughties

Jun 17th 2016, 1:59 PM 6,836 Views 0 Comments

Leg it down to Hairy Legs there.

# nope - Monday 7 March, 2016

8 feelings every Irish person had about their Susst flares
# Hairy Legs
From The Daily Edge
# Hairy Legs

8 feelings every Irish person had about their Susst flares

Mar 7th 2016, 3:30 PM 11,592 Views 14 Comments

So much street juice, so little time.

# nope - Tuesday 16 February, 2016

Mother says she gets mistaken for her daughter's sister, but Twitter is having none of it
# Nope
# Nope

Mother says she gets mistaken for her daughter's sister, but Twitter is having none of it

Feb 16th 2016, 7:37 PM 62,299 Views 41 Comments

When social media passes judgement, it doesn’t tend to spare people’s feelings…

# nope - Monday 24 August, 2015

Stop the world. A Japanese restaurant has created a poo-flavoured curry
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Stop the world. A Japanese restaurant has created a poo-flavoured curry

Aug 24th 2015, 7:32 AM 2,982 Views 2 Comments

Good morning!

# nope - Monday 18 May, 2015

It rained tiny spiders in this Australian town
# No Thank You
# No Thank You

It rained tiny spiders in this Australian town

May 18th 2015, 10:22 PM 25,606 Views 15 Comments

Yuck.

# nope - Thursday 14 May, 2015

These teachers worry that a Yes vote could mean teaching 4-year-olds about the word 'gay'
# Marriage Referendum
# Marriage Referendum

These teachers worry that a Yes vote could mean teaching 4-year-olds about the word 'gay'

May 14th 2015, 6:35 PM 53,533 Views 539 Comments

A new group, Teachers for No, launched outside Leinster House today.

# nope - Tuesday 12 May, 2015

Pat Carey is definitely not making a political comeback
# Nope Nope Nope
# Nope Nope Nope

Pat Carey is definitely not making a political comeback

May 12th 2015, 8:00 PM 11,110 Views 24 Comments

The former minister has responded to fresh speculation he is plotting a Dáil comeback.

# nope - Saturday 25 April, 2015

A teen was suspended from school after wearing a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

A teen was suspended from school after wearing a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom

Apr 25th 2015, 5:06 PM 4,223 Views 0 Comments

Probably not the wisest idea.

# nope - Monday 20 April, 2015

A man tried to squash a spider, but the spider had one last trick up its sleeve
# Noooope
From The Daily Edge
# Noooope

A man tried to squash a spider, but the spider had one last trick up its sleeve

Apr 20th 2015, 7:09 PM 5,582 Views 8 Comments

ARACHNOPHOBES BEWARE: THere is a whole load of NOPE up in here.

# nope - Monday 23 March, 2015

Here is what happens when you pour soy sauce over a dead cuttlefish
# Dancing Squid
From The Daily Edge
# Dancing Squid

Here is what happens when you pour soy sauce over a dead cuttlefish

Mar 23rd 2015, 7:39 AM 9,204 Views 4 Comments

Hint: it’s a living nightmare.

# nope - Thursday 5 March, 2015

Facebook's 'related' algorithm made quite a serious slip up today
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Facebook's 'related' algorithm made quite a serious slip up today

Mar 5th 2015, 12:48 PM 4,756 Views 3 Comments

Robots just don’t understand tact.

Watch this terrifying octopus almost escape from its aquarium tank
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Watch this terrifying octopus almost escape from its aquarium tank

Mar 5th 2015, 8:04 AM 3,556 Views 6 Comments

Brace yourself for nightmares.

# nope - Tuesday 23 December, 2014

Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish
# Grim
From The Daily Edge
# Grim

Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish

Dec 23rd 2014, 11:34 AM 28,363 Views 11 Comments

It’s just as bad as you think :(

# nope - Friday 19 December, 2014

You can now buy little pills that turn your shite glittery
# Load Of...
From The Daily Edge
# Load Of...

You can now buy little pills that turn your shite glittery

Dec 19th 2014, 1:52 PM 6,044 Views 6 Comments

Stop the world, we want to get off.

# nope - Friday 5 December, 2014

People with arachnophobia meet huge spiders
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

People with arachnophobia meet huge spiders

Dec 5th 2014, 8:40 PM 2,813 Views 3 Comments

Terror town.

# nope - Wednesday 15 October, 2014

Here's the 'child benefit' tweet a Cork bar was forced to apologise over
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Here's the 'child benefit' tweet a Cork bar was forced to apologise over

Oct 15th 2014, 12:38 PM 9,492 Views 7 Comments

:/

# nope - Monday 25 August, 2014

Man had moth live in his head for three days
# Terror Town
From The Daily Edge
# Terror Town

Man had moth live in his head for three days

Aug 25th 2014, 4:59 PM 3,514 Views 4 Comments

Welcome to your nightmare.

# nope - Saturday 23 August, 2014

Massive fish nabs 4ft shark right off fisherman's line
# Shark Bite
From The Daily Edge
# Shark Bite

Massive fish nabs 4ft shark right off fisherman's line

Aug 23rd 2014, 5:02 PM 3,197 Views 1 Comment

Nope nope NOPE.

# nope - Wednesday 20 August, 2014

Huge fish eats 4 ft shark in one bite
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Huge fish eats 4 ft shark in one bite

Aug 20th 2014, 8:12 PM 5,776 Views 0 Comments

Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

# nope - Tuesday 5 August, 2014

9 horrifying thoughts you've never even considered
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

9 horrifying thoughts you've never even considered

Aug 5th 2014, 9:30 PM 65,270 Views 79 Comments

So creepy.

# nope - Monday 28 July, 2014

Terrifying swarm of flies in US so massive it shows up on radar
# Nope
# Nope

Terrifying swarm of flies in US so massive it shows up on radar

Jul 28th 2014, 2:15 PM 26,555 Views 29 Comments

Run.

# nope - Tuesday 1 July, 2014

Woman sets her house on fire while trying to kill a spider
# Kill It With Fire
From The Daily Edge
# Kill It With Fire

Woman sets her house on fire while trying to kill a spider

Jul 1st 2014, 1:50 PM 3,831 Views 2 Comments

Makes total sense.

# nope - Friday 16 May, 2014

Girl goes diving in lake full of jellyfish, we say "NOPE"
# Help
From The Daily Edge
# Help

Girl goes diving in lake full of jellyfish, we say "NOPE"

May 16th 2014, 10:40 AM 8,025 Views 3 Comments

No. Just no.

# nope - Saturday 22 February, 2014

17 ways Irish people tried to be cool in the early noughties
# Paisean Faisean
From The Daily Edge
# Paisean Faisean

17 ways Irish people tried to be cool in the early noughties

Feb 22nd 2014, 6:00 PM 67,580 Views 63 Comments

So recent. So forgotten.

# nope - Thursday 28 November, 2013

8 items with names that are made entirely of lies
# What's In A Name?
From The Daily Edge
# What's In A Name?

8 items with names that are made entirely of lies

Nov 28th 2013, 9:30 PM 39,193 Views 98 Comments

Something has to be done about this.

# nope - Thursday 21 November, 2013

Footage of Dublin riots used as scenes of Norway in American TV show
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Footage of Dublin riots used as scenes of Norway in American TV show

Nov 21st 2013, 9:17 AM 11,173 Views 9 Comments

Someone on Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. team doesn’t care much for accuracy.

# nope - Monday 18 November, 2013

Girl bungee jumps without a harness
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Girl bungee jumps without a harness

Nov 18th 2013, 7:59 AM 4,691 Views 0 Comments

There are NO trust issues in this relationship.

# nope - Saturday 2 November, 2013

12 incredibly painful moments captured perfectly in GIFs
# Ouch!
From The Daily Edge
# Ouch!

12 incredibly painful moments captured perfectly in GIFs

Nov 2nd 2013, 3:00 PM 12,008 Views 5 Comments

You will wince and you will grimace.

# nope - Monday 21 October, 2013

11 things you don't want to think about before bed
# Nope Nope Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope Nope Nope

11 things you don't want to think about before bed

Oct 21st 2013, 9:30 PM 40,207 Views 60 Comments

Things that make you go “nope”.

# nope - Wednesday 9 October, 2013

Disney are re-releasing the Little Mermaid, this time they've ruined it
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Disney are re-releasing the Little Mermaid, this time they've ruined it

Oct 9th 2013, 7:30 PM 2,112 Views 1 Comment

The ‘second screen live’ experience sounds like a horror.

# nope - Monday 26 August, 2013

Here are the worst things about going to a music festival
# Nope
From The Daily Edge
# Nope

Here are the worst things about going to a music festival

Aug 26th 2013, 6:00 PM 31,336 Views 46 Comments

Didn’t get a ticket for Electric Picnic? You’re better off.

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