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Excuse me, do you have any Kraps?
Excuse me, do you have any Hoop Cola?
Waiter, waiter, there's a cock in my soup
Forget Barry and Lyons, there's only room for one Horniman in town
Excuse me, do you have any Dick Sticks?
We Only Buy One Brand Of Liquorice
We Only Buy One Brand Of Ice Pop