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# penis

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World's first total penis and scrotum transplant takes place in US
Doctors hope the man will regain near-normal urinary and sexual functions.
An amazing comment on The Guardian explains why Cork people have such magnificent penises
Backed up by, eh, science.
Donald Trump defended the size of his penis during a debate and the internet lost it
Veep would be proud of this.
IT Carlow installed a giant rodeo penis this week for a very good reason
LOOK at that thing.
Australian man in five year battle to use penis doodle as his signature
Jared Hyams said it all started as a joke but when he received such opposition from government agencies he wanted to know why.
The internet can't stop talking about Usher's penis
Murder accused said he cut off deceased's penis and put it in man's pocket, court told
Anthony Locke has pleaded not guilty to murdering Christopher Jackson at an apartment on Prussia Street in Dublin.
Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering
This guy did, and well… It wasn’t good.
This is women's ideal penis size
According to *science*.
The man with the longest penis in the world says it's really not all that
Women are scared away by it. Sh*t one.
A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis
From worst to best.
Japanese man flushes lawyer's penis down the toilet 'as revenge for affair'
The gruesome alleged attack took place in Tokyo this morning.
8 messages from women to the penis owners of Ireland
“Wash your d**ks*.
9 fascinating facts about erections you probably didn't know
Hard out here for a penis.
8 suggestions for what Irish men should name their penises
Takin’ you down to Shlongford Town.
A giant penis is going around shooting glitter at people for a good reason
It might surprise you.
Man who had his penis cut off in savage attack has been found dead
Police found the body of the 40-year-old at his home.
The internet can't stop talking about Chris Hemsworth's giant penis
11 facts about penises everyone should know
A lesson in langers.
How big is the average penis? That, and more, in the week in numbers
Plus: How much did Willie Walsh earn last year?
How big is the average penis?
This big.
A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises
They’ll be celebrating “tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks”…
Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed
His manhood has quite a following, apparently.
US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis
The 17-year-old had been told repeatedly to stop sending naked photos to his 15-year-old girlfriend.
Man sues hospital for making his penis an inch shorter
Man with seven-week-long erection treated at Dublin hospital
A fall onto the handle bars of a mountain bike began an erection which lasted for seven weeks.
Residents fear house price drop as estate 'resembles a giant penis' from above
Google Earth, you are a cruel mistress.
Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect
Whatever you say, pal.
American church looks like a phallus on Google Maps
Spare a thought for the Christian Scientists of Dixon, Illinois.
Penis makes surprise appearance on TV news broadcast (NSFW)
The willy appeared on a large monitor during the afternoon news.
News reporter accidentally draws VERY rude picture
Possibly NSFW.
17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude
Like penises. They look like penises.
The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght
Warning, this Dredge features a Tallafornia star with his lad in his hand.
How Irish people react to a TV star tweeting their penis
We are filled with national pride. Oh wait, that would be revulsion.
Men are from Mars: €1.9bn NASA Rover draws penis on red planet
The unfortunate sketch was found on the NASA website.
Top readers' comments of the week
Here’s our round-up of the best, the most interesting and the most commented-on pieces from the past week. Did you make it in?
Penis size does matter to women - researchers
A study by researchers at the University of Ottawa has found that prehistoric people may have helped influence the evolution of larger genitals in men.
Test your maturity by watching this TV host introduce his guest Peter as "Penis"
Wouldn’t happen with Billo and the lads, that’s for sure.
Website runs 'smallest penis' contest... for an iPhone
Entrants must send in photos of their, er, members with a measuring tape.