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# penis - Tuesday 24 April, 2018

World's first total penis and scrotum transplant takes place in US
# Soldier
# Soldier

World's first total penis and scrotum transplant takes place in US

Apr 24th 2018, 8:44 AM 37,334 Views 60 Comments

Doctors hope the man will regain near-normal urinary and sexual functions.

# penis - Monday 25 April, 2016

An amazing comment on The Guardian explains why Cork people have such magnificent penises
# Langer
From The Daily Edge
# Langer

An amazing comment on The Guardian explains why Cork people have such magnificent penises

Apr 25th 2016, 11:34 AM 8,066 Views 0 Comments

Backed up by, eh, science.

# penis - Friday 4 March, 2016

Donald Trump defended the size of his penis during a debate and the internet lost it
# President Trump
From The Daily Edge
# President Trump

Donald Trump defended the size of his penis during a debate and the internet lost it

Mar 4th 2016, 8:17 AM 4,532 Views 2 Comments

Veep would be proud of this.

# penis - Wednesday 3 February, 2016

IT Carlow installed a giant rodeo penis this week for a very good reason
# The Ride
From The Daily Edge
# The Ride

IT Carlow installed a giant rodeo penis this week for a very good reason

Feb 3rd 2016, 7:41 AM 5,384 Views 1 Comment

LOOK at that thing.

# penis - Friday 8 January, 2016

Australian man in five year battle to use penis doodle as his signature
# Stiff Opposition
# Stiff Opposition

Australian man in five year battle to use penis doodle as his signature

Jan 8th 2016, 3:17 PM 23,575 Views 37 Comments

Jared Hyams said it all started as a joke but when he received such opposition from government agencies he wanted to know why.

# penis - Wednesday 25 November, 2015

The internet can't stop talking about Usher's penis
# D**k Pic
From The Daily Edge
# D**k Pic

The internet can't stop talking about Usher's penis

Nov 25th 2015, 2:29 PM 14,677 Views 8 Comments

:O

# penis - Tuesday 3 November, 2015

Murder accused said he cut off deceased's penis and put it in man's pocket, court told
# Prussia Street
# Prussia Street

Murder accused said he cut off deceased's penis and put it in man's pocket, court told

Nov 3rd 2015, 2:48 PM 26,524 Views 0 Comments

Anthony Locke has pleaded not guilty to murdering Christopher Jackson at an apartment on Prussia Street in Dublin.

# penis - Monday 14 September, 2015

Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering
# One Erection
From The Daily Edge
# One Erection

Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering

Sep 14th 2015, 7:30 PM 8,997 Views 8 Comments

This guy did, and well… It wasn’t good.

# penis - Monday 7 September, 2015

This is women's ideal penis size
# Willies
From The Daily Edge
# Willies

This is women's ideal penis size

Sep 7th 2015, 9:22 AM 15,493 Views 13 Comments

According to *science*.

# penis - Saturday 29 August, 2015

The man with the longest penis in the world says it's really not all that
# Zip Up Your Mickey
From The Daily Edge
# Zip Up Your Mickey

The man with the longest penis in the world says it's really not all that

Aug 29th 2015, 4:10 PM 23,018 Views 8 Comments

Women are scared away by it. Sh*t one.

# penis - Tuesday 25 August, 2015

A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis
# Schlongford
From The Daily Edge
# Schlongford

A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis

Aug 25th 2015, 6:10 PM 28,908 Views 12 Comments

From worst to best.

# penis - Thursday 13 August, 2015

Japanese man flushes lawyer's penis down the toilet 'as revenge for affair'
# Tokyo
# Tokyo

Japanese man flushes lawyer's penis down the toilet 'as revenge for affair'

Aug 13th 2015, 9:41 PM 35,537 Views 68 Comments

The gruesome alleged attack took place in Tokyo this morning.

# penis - Wednesday 5 August, 2015

8 messages from women to the penis owners of Ireland
# Lenny's Lad
From The Daily Edge
# Lenny's Lad

8 messages from women to the penis owners of Ireland

Aug 5th 2015, 2:16 PM 32,510 Views 17 Comments

“Wash your d**ks*.

# penis - Tuesday 14 July, 2015

9 fascinating facts about erections you probably didn't know
# All Rise
From The Daily Edge
# All Rise

9 fascinating facts about erections you probably didn't know

Jul 14th 2015, 12:33 PM 138,894 Views 4 Comments

Hard out here for a penis.

# penis - Friday 3 July, 2015

8 suggestions for what Irish men should name their penises
# The Spire
From The Daily Edge
# The Spire

8 suggestions for what Irish men should name their penises

Jul 3rd 2015, 2:37 PM 7,844 Views 6 Comments

Takin’ you down to Shlongford Town.

# penis - Monday 29 June, 2015

A giant penis is going around shooting glitter at people for a good reason
# Take A Break
# Take A Break

A giant penis is going around shooting glitter at people for a good reason

Jun 29th 2015, 11:00 AM 37,243 Views 32 Comments

It might surprise you.

# penis - Friday 8 May, 2015

Man who had his penis cut off in savage attack has been found dead
# Middlesbrough
# Middlesbrough

Man who had his penis cut off in savage attack has been found dead

May 8th 2015, 2:47 PM 75,958 Views 29 Comments

Police found the body of the 40-year-old at his home.

The internet can't stop talking about Chris Hemsworth's giant penis
# Oh My
From The Daily Edge
# Oh My

The internet can't stop talking about Chris Hemsworth's giant penis

May 8th 2015, 11:33 AM 28,022 Views 5 Comments

:O

# penis - Sunday 26 April, 2015

11 facts about penises everyone should know
# Oh Long Johnson
From The Daily Edge
# Oh Long Johnson

11 facts about penises everyone should know

Apr 26th 2015, 8:15 PM 88,554 Views 8 Comments

A lesson in langers.

# penis - Saturday 7 March, 2015

How big is the average penis? That, and more, in the week in numbers
# Prime Numbers
# Prime Numbers

How big is the average penis? That, and more, in the week in numbers

Mar 7th 2015, 7:00 PM 29,308 Views 24 Comments

Plus: How much did Willie Walsh earn last year?

# penis - Tuesday 3 March, 2015

How big is the average penis?
# Party On Girth
# Party On Girth

How big is the average penis?

Mar 3rd 2015, 7:09 PM 127,422 Views 176 Comments

This big.

# penis - Tuesday 17 February, 2015

A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises
# Party In Your Pants
# Party In Your Pants

A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises

Feb 17th 2015, 8:30 PM 31,808 Views 53 Comments

They’ll be celebrating “tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks”…

# penis - Monday 3 November, 2014

Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed
# In The Nip
From The Daily Edge
# In The Nip

Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed

Nov 3rd 2014, 8:50 PM 7,257 Views 7 Comments

His manhood has quite a following, apparently.

# penis - Saturday 19 July, 2014

US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis
# Selfie
# Selfie

US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis

Jul 19th 2014, 3:23 PM 69,266 Views 75 Comments

The 17-year-old had been told repeatedly to stop sending naked photos to his 15-year-old girlfriend.

# penis - Saturday 14 June, 2014

Man sues hospital for making his penis an inch shorter
# Shrinking Feeling
From The Daily Edge
# Shrinking Feeling

Man sues hospital for making his penis an inch shorter

Jun 14th 2014, 1:30 PM 46,697 Views 78 Comments

*wince*

# penis - Thursday 13 March, 2014

# penis - Monday 13 January, 2014

Man with seven-week-long erection treated at Dublin hospital
# Ouch
# Ouch

Man with seven-week-long erection treated at Dublin hospital

Jan 13th 2014, 7:03 PM 136,532 Views 204 Comments

A fall onto the handle bars of a mountain bike began an erection which lasted for seven weeks.

# penis - Thursday 21 November, 2013

Residents fear house price drop as estate 'resembles a giant penis' from above
# Phalling Prices
From The Daily Edge
# Phalling Prices

Residents fear house price drop as estate 'resembles a giant penis' from above

Nov 21st 2013, 1:30 PM 7,494 Views 6 Comments

Google Earth, you are a cruel mistress.

# penis - Tuesday 12 November, 2013

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect
# Morto
From The Daily Edge
# Morto

Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect

Nov 12th 2013, 12:32 PM 3,633 Views 2 Comments

Whatever you say, pal.

# penis - Wednesday 30 October, 2013

American church looks like a phallus on Google Maps
# Rising Up
From The Daily Edge
# Rising Up

American church looks like a phallus on Google Maps

Oct 30th 2013, 3:01 PM 4,730 Views 3 Comments

Spare a thought for the Christian Scientists of Dixon, Illinois.

# penis - Friday 4 October, 2013

Penis makes surprise appearance on TV news broadcast (NSFW)
# Willyvision
From The Daily Edge
# Willyvision

Penis makes surprise appearance on TV news broadcast (NSFW)

Oct 4th 2013, 8:51 AM 2,331 Views 1 Comment

The willy appeared on a large monitor during the afternoon news.

# penis - Thursday 25 July, 2013

News reporter accidentally draws VERY rude picture
# Whoops
From The Daily Edge
# Whoops

News reporter accidentally draws VERY rude picture

Jul 25th 2013, 10:05 AM 1,908 Views 0 Comments

Possibly NSFW.

# penis - Sunday 30 June, 2013

17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude
# Ooh Matron
From The Daily Edge
# Ooh Matron

17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude

Jun 30th 2013, 11:00 AM 5,802 Views 2 Comments

Like penises. They look like penises.

# penis - Thursday 16 May, 2013

The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght
# World Of Celebs
From The Daily Edge
# World Of Celebs

The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght

May 16th 2013, 8:22 AM 2,937 Views 1 Comment

Warning, this Dredge features a Tallafornia star with his lad in his hand.

# penis - Wednesday 8 May, 2013

How Irish people react to a TV star tweeting their penis
# Willygate
From The Daily Edge
# Willygate

How Irish people react to a TV star tweeting their penis

May 8th 2013, 11:29 AM 24,644 Views 1 Comment

We are filled with national pride. Oh wait, that would be revulsion.

# penis - Wednesday 24 April, 2013

Men are from Mars: €1.9bn NASA Rover draws penis on red planet
# Rude Planet
# Rude Planet

Men are from Mars: €1.9bn NASA Rover draws penis on red planet

Apr 24th 2013, 3:09 PM 23,972 Views 46 Comments

The unfortunate sketch was found on the NASA website.

# penis - Saturday 13 April, 2013

Top readers' comments of the week
# You Told Us
# You Told Us

Top readers' comments of the week

Apr 13th 2013, 11:00 AM 8,402 Views 20 Comments

Here’s our round-up of the best, the most interesting and the most commented-on pieces from the past week. Did you make it in?

# penis - Monday 8 April, 2013

Penis size does matter to women - researchers
# The Big Question
# The Big Question

Penis size does matter to women - researchers

Apr 8th 2013, 8:35 PM 40,536 Views 140 Comments

A study by researchers at the University of Ottawa has found that prehistoric people may have helped influence the evolution of larger genitals in men.

# penis - Friday 29 March, 2013

Test your maturity by watching this TV host introduce his guest Peter as "Penis"
# Oops
From The42
# Oops

Test your maturity by watching this TV host introduce his guest Peter as "Penis"

Mar 29th 2013, 11:32 AM 2,754 Views 0 Comments

Wouldn’t happen with Billo and the lads, that’s for sure.

# penis - Monday 15 October, 2012

Website runs 'smallest penis' contest... for an iPhone
# STIFF COMPETITION
From The Daily Edge
# STIFF COMPETITION

Website runs 'smallest penis' contest... for an iPhone

Oct 15th 2012, 10:21 AM 17,082 Views 29 Comments

Entrants must send in photos of their, er, members with a measuring tape.

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