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World's first total penis and scrotum transplant takes place in US
Doctors hope the man will regain near-normal urinary and sexual functions.
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Apr 24th 2018, 8:44 AM
An amazing comment on The Guardian explains why Cork people have such magnificent penises
Backed up by, eh, science.
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Apr 25th 2016, 11:34 AM
Donald Trump defended the size of his penis during a debate and the internet lost it
Veep would be proud of this.
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Mar 4th 2016, 8:17 AM
IT Carlow installed a giant rodeo penis this week for a very good reason
LOOK at that thing.
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Feb 3rd 2016, 7:41 AM
Australian man in five year battle to use penis doodle as his signature
Jared Hyams said it all started as a joke but when he received such opposition from government agencies he wanted to know why.
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Jan 8th 2016, 3:17 PM
The internet can't stop talking about Usher's penis
:O
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Nov 25th 2015, 2:29 PM
Murder accused said he cut off deceased's penis and put it in man's pocket, court told
Anthony Locke has pleaded not guilty to murdering Christopher Jackson at an apartment on Prussia Street in Dublin.
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Nov 3rd 2015, 2:48 PM
Here's why you shouldn't take 35 Viagra pills at once, in case you were wondering
This guy did, and well… It wasn’t good.
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Sep 14th 2015, 7:30 PM
This is women's ideal penis size
According to *science*.
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Sep 7th 2015, 9:22 AM
The man with the longest penis in the world says it's really not all that
Women are scared away by it. Sh*t one.
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Aug 29th 2015, 4:10 PM
A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis
From worst to best.
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Aug 25th 2015, 6:10 PM
Japanese man flushes lawyer's penis down the toilet 'as revenge for affair'
The gruesome alleged attack took place in Tokyo this morning.
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Aug 13th 2015, 9:41 PM
8 messages from women to the penis owners of Ireland
“Wash your d**ks*.
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Aug 5th 2015, 2:16 PM
9 fascinating facts about erections you probably didn't know
Hard out here for a penis.
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Jul 14th 2015, 12:33 PM
8 suggestions for what Irish men should name their penises
Takin’ you down to Shlongford Town.
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Jul 3rd 2015, 2:37 PM
A giant penis is going around shooting glitter at people for a good reason
It might surprise you.
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Jun 29th 2015, 11:00 AM
Man who had his penis cut off in savage attack has been found dead
Police found the body of the 40-year-old at his home.
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May 8th 2015, 2:47 PM
The internet can't stop talking about Chris Hemsworth's giant penis
:O
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May 8th 2015, 11:33 AM
11 facts about penises everyone should know
A lesson in langers.
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Apr 26th 2015, 8:15 PM
How big is the average penis? That, and more, in the week in numbers
Plus: How much did Willie Walsh earn last year?
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Mar 7th 2015, 7:00 PM
How big is the average penis?
This big.
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Mar 3rd 2015, 7:09 PM
A London man is throwing a big party for men with small penises
They’ll be celebrating “tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks”…
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Feb 17th 2015, 8:30 PM
Jamie Dornan's penis won't be in Fifty Shades of Grey, and some people are very disappointed
His manhood has quite a following, apparently.
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Nov 3rd 2014, 8:50 PM
US teen may face jail time for child porn after taking photos of his own penis
The 17-year-old had been told repeatedly to stop sending naked photos to his 15-year-old girlfriend.
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Jul 19th 2014, 3:23 PM
Man sues hospital for making his penis an inch shorter
*wince*
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Jun 14th 2014, 1:30 PM
Evening Wrap
The 5 at 5 5 minutes, 5 stories, 5 o’clock…
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Mar 13th 2014, 4:46 PM
Man with seven-week-long erection treated at Dublin hospital
A fall onto the handle bars of a mountain bike began an erection which lasted for seven weeks.
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Jan 13th 2014, 7:03 PM
Residents fear house price drop as estate 'resembles a giant penis' from above
Google Earth, you are a cruel mistress.
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Nov 21st 2013, 1:30 PM
Willy-shaped church 'doesn't look much like a willy', insists architect
Whatever you say, pal.
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Nov 12th 2013, 12:32 PM
American church looks like a phallus on Google Maps
Spare a thought for the Christian Scientists of Dixon, Illinois.
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Oct 30th 2013, 3:01 PM
Penis makes surprise appearance on TV news broadcast (NSFW)
The willy appeared on a large monitor during the afternoon news.
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Oct 4th 2013, 8:51 AM
News reporter accidentally draws VERY rude picture
Possibly NSFW.
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Jul 25th 2013, 10:05 AM
17 everyday things that inadvertently look a bit rude
Like penises. They look like penises.
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Jun 30th 2013, 11:00 AM
The Dredge: Lashing rain in Cannes, lashing willies in Tallaght
Warning, this Dredge features a Tallafornia star with his lad in his hand.
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May 16th 2013, 8:22 AM
How Irish people react to a TV star tweeting their penis
We are filled with national pride. Oh wait, that would be revulsion.
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May 8th 2013, 11:29 AM
Men are from Mars: €1.9bn NASA Rover draws penis on red planet
The unfortunate sketch was found on the NASA website.
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Apr 24th 2013, 3:09 PM
Top readers' comments of the week
Here’s our round-up of the best, the most interesting and the most commented-on pieces from the past week. Did you make it in?
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Apr 13th 2013, 11:00 AM
Penis size does matter to women - researchers
A study by researchers at the University of Ottawa has found that prehistoric people may have helped influence the evolution of larger genitals in men.
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Apr 8th 2013, 8:35 PM
Test your maturity by watching this TV host introduce his guest Peter as "Penis"
Wouldn’t happen with Billo and the lads, that’s for sure.
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Mar 29th 2013, 11:32 AM
Website runs 'smallest penis' contest... for an iPhone
Entrants must send in photos of their, er, members with a measuring tape.
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Oct 15th 2012, 10:21 AM
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