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# The Week in Quotes

All time
'Hi Leo, from the Piglet': The week in quotes
'It’s up to people to cop on': The week in quotes
'Welcome to the Brexit, sir': The week in quotes
'The deal we put to the world was the highest-risk people in all countries': The week in quotes
'We are running out of places to dance': The week in quotes
'I am a perfect physical specimen and I'm extremely young': The week in quotes
'Hopefully George is looking down, saying this is a great thing happening for our country': The week in quotes
'I'd love a pint': The week in quotes
'I’ll give you a kiss, but you must stay calm. Don’t bite!': The week in quotes
'F**K knows. I'm past caring' - The week in Brexit quotes
'The sounds of bombs will be heard in the streets': The week in quotes
'All we want is for our grandchild to come back to us': The week in quotes
'Equal does not mean the same': The week in quotes
'I guess it’s hard to accept yourself when your country doesn’t': The week in quotes
'It was a great show and they f****d it up': The week in quotes
'I want to take a ball of legal yokes and talk to Joe Duffy': The week in quotes
'You have a problem because you guys used to be slaves': The week in quotes
'I have no shame in labelling Mickey D as a little sellout midget parasite': The week in quotes
'What did she say? ‘You bae’? What does that mean, child?': The week in quotes
Puke football and pengwings: The week in quotes
Basic Instinct, big boys, and my ego: The week in quotes
Damaged, hurting, and eating lamb kebabs: The week in quotes
Kangaroo courts and guns on the table: The week in quotes
Blah, mumble, and Irish Ukrainians: The week in quotes
Serious allegations and doing a very good job: The week in quotes
Keeping it real and a change in weather patterns: The week in quotes
King Canute and feeling oppressed: The week in quotes
Carpets filled with maggots and GAA lotteries: The week in quotes
A lot of money and a lot of travel: The week in quotes
Mafia-style heists and darker downsides: The week in quotes
Glorified piss and tossers: The week in quotes
Authors of destiny and qualms with everything: The week in quotes
Bold boys and great lights: The week in quotes
Mother Teresa and wild exaggeration: The week in quotes
'He gives bland a bad name': The week in quotes
Little babies and a trail of devastation: The week in quotes
A slur on the women and none of us is perfect: The week in quotes
Get a grip and into a wooden box: The week in quotes
Latin phrases and Rocky: The week in quotes
Inherent wickedness and tweak my ears: The week in quotes