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‘There’s a gun in my carry-on… LOL’: when jokes bomb at the airport

Jokes about weapons and explosives are a serious no-no at airports – here’s why…

THIS WEEK PAUL Chambers won his appeal against conviction after he was found guilty in relation to sending a joke tweet about blowing up an airport in the UK.

Chambers had tweeted that he was going to blow up Robin Hood Aiport in Yorkshire if it failed to open in time for him to fly to Belfast to visit his girlfriend.

He was acquitted on Friday after a two-and-a-half year battle.

Chambers wasn’t even in the airport when he made the joke. What happened to people who quip about bombs and guns inside the terminal?

“Hey be careful, I have three bombs in there”

In January 2004 British student Samantha Marson was arrested in Miami after joking that she had three bombs in her carry-on bag as she prepared to board a flight back to Britain. After repeating the claim twice, she was arrested and brought to jail.

Marson was charged with making a false bomb report, which carries a penalty of fifteen years in jail. She was released by a US court after agreeing to donate money to the victims of the 9/11 attacks, and offering a full apology.

Samantha Marson arrives back at Heathrow Airport (Tim Ockenden/PA Archive)

Gunning for trouble

In March 2003 a teenager was barred from a flight to Lanzarote after joking that he had a gun in his bag. Sufyan Sadiq’s ticket was voided by airline JMC and he was unable to fly from Gatwick Airport with the rest of his school group.

He took a later flight with a different airline later that evening. Gatwick Airport said at the time that they adopted a ‘zero tolerance’ approach to incidents like this, according to the BBC.

Doctor bombs with joke

A New York doctor was charged with falsely reporting an incident at Rochester Airport earlier this month when he joked that he had a “couple of bombs and a little dynamite” in his luggage.

Dr. Hany Mossad-Boktor’s joke led to sniffer dogs being called in and he was charged with a felony.

Terror-ife

The mother of the late reality star Jade Goody was said to gave caused ‘chaos’ in 2009 when she joked that she had a gun in her luggage.

Jackiey Budden escaped with a warning from police at Gatwick airport, but the pilot on the flight to Tenerife had to be persuaded to let her fly.

Bar brawl

In 2009 a man avoided a prison sentence after claiming to have two guns when staff tied to remove him from a bar at Glasgow airport.

Abdul Chaudry was handed 140 hours community service and was told that he fortunate not to have been prosecuted at a higher level.

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Comments (38 Comments)

  • Don’t forget that, while playing for Ajax, Zlatan Ibrahimovic was arrested after asking a security guard if he ‘found my gun’ after a European game.

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  • I bought bear repellant off a fella a few years ago. Haven’t had a bear in the house since!

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  • The problem with security measures is the age old difficulty- how do you prove a negative? There hasn’t been an international terrorist attack in the us since 9/11 but is that because of all the extra security measures introduced worldwide since? Perhaps but we cannot know for sure. Is it worth the risk of finding out by reducing security measures? On balance I don’t think so, despite the inconvenience.

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  • Of all the things you could say, why choose that? Dopes.

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  • I thought all the worst jokes ended in boom boom. sorry ….sorry……sorry.

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  • 8 years later and I still can’t get over your one repeating her ‘joke’. Twice!!

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  • It’s not the increased security I find irritating. It’s mainly the attitude of the personal. The bad attitude and treating everyone as a criminal. Granted its much worse in the states but it’s getting bad here too. Good manners cost nothing. Personally I’d say it’s the ott attitude of security that causes people to make these stupid comments

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  • I was in an Italian airport with my son, the security officer asked him if he would like to scan his boarding pass, he couldn’t press the button so I told him to squeeze it like a gun, he said I can shoot a gun and pressed the trigger. I turned to the security officer and I said sugar I’m not supposed to say gun in an airport, he laughed, he took a shine to my little guy and my little guy took a shine to him.

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  • Yes because terrorists apparently “dont exsist”! Of course they do! Hence why we need security, they more advanced they get the more advanced we should be ahead of them, and prevent them from ever succeed, if stricter security means more safety im for it. If you dont like security then dont fly.

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  • Why do people make jokes about things like that? It’s like a weird compulsion – the same people who touch a plate after someone’s told them it’s hot.

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  • When was the last time an Irish airline or airport was involved in a terrorist plot? From which terrorist groups are Irish planes or airports at risk? How many lives have been lost due to terrorism on Irish airplanes or airports?

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  • Airport security is completely overblown. It’s ludicrous the amount of money, time and aggression that goes into airport security and for what? Despite what we’re led to believe, we’re not in danger of being blown from the sky by terrorists.

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    • Eh yeah ok…..

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    • If Irish airports were the only airports to not increase security measures, would potential terrorist not then use them? As airports by there very nature are ports to the rest of the world, all need to have the same standard, as best as possible, of security measures.

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    • We don’t have the same standards as the US. It’s also a false argument to say that the alternative to the current level of security is none at all. There will always be a level of security present to prevent people smuggling contraband or dangerous items aboard.

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    • Actually Kevin, as flight crew I can say, YES WE ARE at risk!

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    • Eh….Lockerbie?! Or have you only just arrived on Earth?

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    • Kevin is right it’s complete theater. Since 9/11 no group of passengers is going to allow what happened then to happen again. Also keep in mind that those attackers had no bombs or guns or 200ml bottles of shampoo. You can do far more harm to someone with a pen (allowed, for now) as you can with a nail clippers (not allowed).

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    • As I said already and my reason for holding the view that heightened security measures are an evil necessity, is in the end it is impossible to prove a negative. Your view that because ‘its never happened yet means it won’t happen’ totally always overlooks the fact ‘there is always a first time’. Who in their right mind would have thought 9/11 was a possibility… until it happened?
      Also let me make another point.. a chain is a strong as its weakest link… the security measures in airports across the western world are a chain, of which our airports are link… a chain we cannot get out off.. due to our geographical proximity to a nation, which has a long heritage of making enemies

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  • the whole security thing is a money making farse where a whole industry of pointless jobs has been created through fear, if somebody wants to get something on an aircraft its not that hard and the security measures in place do no more than deter amateurs. the dublin airport security staff are more interested in laptops and ensuring that they relieve you of as much drink and perfume (to be shared out later) as possible.most of the overweight, overpaid and unfriendly, undereducated security in dublin spend more time chatting and joking with each other and insulting tourists than actually looking at the scan screens, even the pat down is a farce. its all about money i’m afraid.

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  • The increased security which costs millions (which we have to pay for), the huge delays in airports, fear from threats, these are the real terrorism.

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  • God bless America and their war o. terrorists.

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  • And yet funnily enough, we fly out of Dublin airport with firearms all the time and they’ve gotten used to it…

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  • ah thats why there called plastic explosives

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