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Some dodgy mussels sold this week could have you on the loo for days

The FSAI are warning that they could lead to diarrhetic shellfish poisoning.

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Aug 21st 2015, 5:01 PM

Runaway portaloble toilet makes a break for it down windy street

It’s SICK of your sh*t. Literally.

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Apr 25th 2014, 6:56 PM