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Break Time

Take a break and watch this man annoy his girlfriend with puns during labour

Somehow, she doesn’t strangle him.

James riley / YouTube

WHEN JAMES RILEY’S girlfriend was in labour, he decided there was only one thing for it: annoy her with puns based on her situation.

Her humour fluctuates, as does the quality of the puns, but she takes it better than most people would.

And he keeps her spirits up, which is nice.

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