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Tuesday 7 February 2023 Dublin: 9°C

# D'oh!

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# D'oh!
Webb Simpson's dream of an incredible 59 at the Players goes splash on the 17th
Simpson seizes control with a brilliant second-round at Sawgrass… but what might have been?
Conor McGregor is getting stick for the ridiculous error in his latest Instagram snap
Please check things before you pose with them.
Yep, people are still pretty terrible at choosing passwords
You would think that people would know not to use ’123456′ as a password.
# mic drop
Google's April Fools' joke involving minions has seriously backfired
Replacing an important button with a Send + minion GIF. What could possibly go wrong?
# D'oh!
If you see your password on this list, change it immediately
Unless you really, really think the likes of ’123456′ is going to keep your account safe.
# goodbye mic
This reporter lost his mic down a tuba in the biggest facepalm moment ever
Prepare to have your mind blown.
# you had one job
Spurs apologise after they spell sporting legend's name wrong on trip to White Hart Lane
Lads, for the last time… It’s ‘Gretzky’.
Er, there's something seriously wrong with this speeding ticket
All the facepalms.
# Oh dear
Someone tell Eric Abidal he has got his ex-Man United strikers mixed up
Andy Cole won’t be too pleased with this.
Snooker can be a cruel, cruel game - as Shaun Murphy found out yesterday
Where’s the cue ball going?
# D'oh!
Ireland is losing its competitive edge
The country is still an expensive place to do business.
Thousands of people protested The Simpsons being taken off air in Bolivia
Yes, people are still devoted to The Simpsons.
# Awkward
The New York Times admits to making up a country
We’ve all been there, right?
# ello ello ello
Drink-driver crashes his car... into a police station
A cautionary tale.
Play-Doh made a toy that looks like a willy, and they're absolutely mortified about it
So mortified, they’re deleting every post about it from their Facebook page.
# Final answer
Australian Who Wants To Be A Millionaire contestant fails miserably on first question
“That is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.”
# tauntaun
This is the best Star Wars-related newspaper correction you'll see today
Prepare to shudder, Star Wars geeks.
# i'm a little...
Guy gets hand stuck in teapot, has to be rescued by firefighters
Oh, the mortification.
A government department got this Green Party councillor's name hopelessly wrong
“Roderic Broderick”
# tesco fail
Tesco cash machine in Wales accidentally offers people ‘free erections’
Well that’s convenient.
# this means war
Perplexed dog gets into one-sided battle with chair as he attempts to retrieve his ball
Poor Teddy.
It turns out 'an awful lot of people' have already voted for John McNulty
Even though the Fine Gael candidate has effectively withdrawn from the race.
# Facepalm
LAPD are actually warning iPhone users not to microwave their phone
Yes, really.
# Oops
This guy's mortifying Domino's Twitter exchange could've happened to any of us
We’ve been that soldier.
# D'oh!
Homer Simpson has done the ice bucket challenge
Although it didn’t go quite to plan…
# No pants dance
Teacher shows up to first day of work drunk and not wearing pants
Talk about making a good first impression.
# D'oh!
This guy has 41 tattoos of Homer Simpson on his body
Intense.
# buuurn
This response to Aldi Switzerland advertising Guinness with a Union Jack is perfect
It’s all we’ve got.
Homer Simpson backing into things is the greatest invention ever*
Well apart from things like the internal combustion engine and sliced bread of course.
# D'oh!
This child's unintentionally hilarious drawing will ruin Buzz Lightyear for you
That’s not how you spell “come in peace”.
# ye tick
16 of the stupidest things that ever happened
Prepare to palm your face.
# D'oh!
TV ad promoting safe cycling banned for showing cyclist without a helmet
Whoops.
# D'oh!
How bad were those United-Sunderland penos? This bad
Penalties taken: 10. Penalties scored: 3.
# Dan Castellaneta
This man has provided you with all of these familiar cartoon voices
Raise your glass for Dan Castellaneta.
# Nearly man
Bowler denied a perfect game after freak mechanical error blocks his ball
This is harsh.
# D'oh!
Bread 'freshly baked in-store' in Australia was made in Ireland
A major supermarket chain is facing legal action for reheating bread baked overseas and claiming it was ‘baked today’.
8 ways your brain is ruining your life
Think you’re smart? Newsflash: your brain has different ideas.
# D'oh!
VIDEO: Real-life Homer Simpson tries to drive a clamped car through Dublin
Don’t try this at home.
# D'oh!
Dewayne Wise fakes catch, fools umpire while fan snatches ball
Here’s your truly bizarre MLB play of the day.
# Duh
Is this game-losing dunk the dumbest play of the NBA season?
The lad’s only gone and made a meal of it.