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#Humour

# humour - Monday 7 November, 2011

From The Daily Edge The burning question*: How do you hang a toilet roll? Work Can Wait This post contains a poll

The burning question*: How do you hang a toilet roll?

This and every Monday, let TheJournal.ie distract you from the ‘serious’ news with one of life’s REAL dilemmas. (*not really)

# humour - Friday 28 October, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules - On Bertie Ahern vs Steven Seagal Opinion

Column: Cardinal Rules - On Bertie Ahern vs Steven Seagal

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland was torn between the Bertie interview and a Steven Seagal movie on TV – and learned that the two men are not as far apart as you would think…

# humour - Friday 21 October, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules - Making sense of this crazy world Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules - Making sense of this crazy world

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland copes with the break-up of the wholesome group Boyslife – and the reunion of the Stone Roses.

# humour - Friday 14 October, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – How to wave goodbye to the IMF Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – How to wave goodbye to the IMF

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland rubbed shoulders with the likes of Bono, Enda Kenny, Eamon Gilmore and Gabriel Byrne to learn three very important things…

# humour - Monday 10 October, 2011

From The Daily Edge Undecided about the Presidency? This might help... Race For The Áras

Undecided about the Presidency? This might help...

The Corrigan Brothers apply their lyrical curiosity to the seven candidates for the Áras. Well, we said it MIGHT help.

# humour - Friday 7 October, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules - The Dana and Gay Mitchell wars Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules - The Dana and Gay Mitchell wars

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland has to intervene when his troops split over supporting Gay Mitchell or Dana in the Presidential race. “Fr Ryan blacks out some of Gay’s teeth on a poster…”

From The Daily Edge Watch it: Friday at the movies Short Film This post contains videos

Watch it: Friday at the movies

This week, TheJournal.ie presents Jelly Baby, an unusual take on how to deal with a crying baby, for your viewing pleasure.

From The Daily Edge Learn bike safety through the medium of... rap Work Can Wait This post contains videos

Learn bike safety through the medium of... rap

Irish kids had Judge from Wanderly Wagon to teach them about road safety – American kids of the 1990s had rap. White rap.

# humour - Friday 30 September, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – There’s a guy outside my Tesco swears he’s Jesus Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – There’s a guy outside my Tesco swears he’s Jesus

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland has a house guest – a bearded young man who wears sandals and speaks in Biblical tones. It couldn’t be… could it?

# humour - Friday 23 September, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – on Sinn Fein’s presidential campaign Satire

Column: Cardinal Rules – on Sinn Fein’s presidential campaign

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland is greeted by the Martin McGuinness supporters – but it all goes terribly wrong…

# humour - Monday 19 September, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – on the annual trip to Knock Opinion

Column: Cardinal Rules – on the annual trip to Knock

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland brings the priests on their annual pilgrimage to the Mayo shrine. But is one of his clerical flock tempted by a (not ‘Our’) Lady?

# humour - Friday 9 September, 2011

Column: Cardinal rules - A day in the life...

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland talks us through his typical day – it’s not all smiling at old ladies and driving around in the mini, you know.

# humour - Friday 2 September, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – On keeping the FF dream alive… Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – On keeping the FF dream alive…

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland blesses a new hotel for old pal and ex-Fianna Fáil TD Mattie O’Moore – and learns a little about humility and the value of the JobBridge scheme.

From The Daily Edge Column: Nine months' pregnant and heading to Electric Picnic? Don't. Electric Picnic

Column: Nine months' pregnant and heading to Electric Picnic? Don't.

Journalist and writer Colin Murphy recalls the year he and his heavily-pregnant partner camped it out in Stradbally – and how they were lucky their child wasn’t born in a field. And called Electra.

# humour - Tuesday 30 August, 2011

From The Daily Edge Don't try this wedding proposal at home... Falling For You

Don't try this wedding proposal at home...

It may be a fake but nonetheless this death-defying proposal might still give people ideas…

# humour - Saturday 27 August, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – On tour with Il Papa Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – On tour with Il Papa

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland heads to Madrid to see his Holiness work the crowd and find his inner rock star.

# humour - Friday 19 August, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules - A diocesan fiscal crisis Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules - A diocesan fiscal crisis

The (not) Primate of All Ireland documents his efforts to make ends meet – with a little help from David Hasselhoff…

# humour - Friday 12 August, 2011

Column: Cardinal Rules - Gaybo for President?

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland writes that (not) Bishop Brady is upset to discover that the man who hosted the ‘Bishop and the nightie’ debate could be running for the Áras.

# humour - Friday 5 August, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – Croagh Patrick for purists Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – Croagh Patrick for purists

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland details the trials of the recent Reek Sunday – where fun has started to ruin the penitential tradition beloved of (not) Bishop Brophy.

# humour - Sunday 31 July, 2011

From The Daily Edge The best fake Twitter accounts Fake Twitter This post contains images

The best fake Twitter accounts

It may not be big or clever, but is certainly is funny – we pick some of the best fake Twitter accounts.

# humour - Friday 29 July, 2011

Column: Cardinal Rules – On defending Morrissey

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland has to play peacekeeper in the terrible row over Morrissey: “an undisputed genius” or “a big mountain of stupid”?

# humour - Thursday 28 July, 2011

From The Daily Edge Caption comp: Tee-shock Enda takes a swing at Rory glory In Photos This post contains images

Caption comp: Tee-shock Enda takes a swing at Rory glory

What could the Taoiseach and the US Open champion be saying to each other? You tell us….

# humour - Saturday 23 July, 2011

From The42 Yao Ming explained, Taiwanese news style (video) Realism

Yao Ming explained, Taiwanese news style (video)

Chinese Basketball superstar Yao Ming retired this week, but unless you’re an NBA fan or a resident of the People’s Republic, you’re unlikely to know much about him. The geniuses at Taiwanese site NMA.tv have created a tidy animation to help you out.

# humour - Friday 22 July, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – What happens in Lourdes, stays in Lourdes… Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – What happens in Lourdes, stays in Lourdes…

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland embarks on the annual parish pilgrimage… but will everyone get home safely?

# humour - Thursday 21 July, 2011

From The42 NEXT! Six possible caddies for Tiger Vacancy This post contains images

NEXT! Six possible caddies for Tiger

Steve Williams’ departure means Tiger’s in need of a new sidekick. We’ve come up with a list of six people the great man would be crazy not to audition for the job.

# humour - Friday 15 July, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – The lesser-known story of Zacchaeus Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – The lesser-known story of Zacchaeus

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland retells the tale of the short tax collector who climbed a fig tree to see Jesus – but wasn’t so hot on inviting Him back to the house for dinner…

From The Daily Edge Amanda Brunker tweets video review of Amanda Brunker book by guy taking off Amanda Brunker at Oxegen. Love-in This post contains videos

# humour - Friday 8 July, 2011

Column: Cardinal Rules - Keep your Oxegen, we have Priestopalooza...

The (not) Primate of All-Ireland has no intention of heading to Punchestown this weekend – he’s still recovering from a Declan Nerney-inspired stampede at the ‘Weekend for Jesus’ music and prayer festival…

# humour - Friday 1 July, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules - On helping the Pope to tweet Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules - On helping the Pope to tweet

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland is drafted in to help his Holiness to get to grips with Twitter. “He receives a tweet from the Dalai Lama. ‘Dude,’ it says. We just ignore it.”

# humour - Thursday 30 June, 2011

From The Daily Edge Caption competition: When Eamon blessed Enda Caption Comp This post contains images

Caption competition: When Eamon blessed Enda

The Government partners have to work closely together. But we still don’t know what they could possibly being discussing here…

# humour - Friday 24 June, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules – On how to organise a social media protest Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules – On how to organise a social media protest

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland tries to mobilise The Bebo, The Twitter and The Facebook to protest against a “shocking” art exhibition.

# humour - Friday 17 June, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 28) - On my pal Padre Pio Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 28) - On my pal Padre Pio

This week, the (not) Primate of All-Ireland marks the anniversary of Padre Pio’s canonisation with his recollections of their boyhood friendship… and their caravan holiday in Tramore.

# humour - Sunday 5 June, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 26) - Running the Parish newsletter Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 26) - Running the Parish newsletter

The Not Primate of All Ireland hands over the running of the newsletter to a colleague. Hilarity, inevitably, insues.

# humour - Friday 20 May, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 25) On breaking bread with the Queen Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 25) On breaking bread with the Queen

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland records the royal goings-on at the State dinner for Queen Elizabeth II at Dublin Castle. “I eventually manage to distract Enda Kenny with the bread basket…”

# humour - Friday 13 May, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 24) On the joy unconfined of watching Jedward Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 24) On the joy unconfined of watching Jedward

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland relates the excitement among the Fathers as they settled in for last night’s nailbiting Eurovision semi-final: “We decide to do the Rosary early to get it out of the way…”

# humour - Friday 6 May, 2011

From The Daily Edge Caption competition: Who's the Greatest? Caption Competition

Caption competition: Who's the Greatest?

Taoiseach in fighting form on New York trip – but watch who you’re taking on there, Enda…

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 23) On the beatification of Pope John Paul II Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 23) On the beatification of Pope John Paul II

This week, the (not) Primate of All Ireland gives us a peek at his diary from the Vatican last weekend:”We are as excited as a bunch of schoolgirls on their way to a Cliff Richard concert”.

# humour - Thursday 5 May, 2011

From The Daily Edge Enda Kenny: Whip My Hair Kenny Kutz

Enda Kenny: Whip My Hair

Taoishock of hair provides moral support for Jedward’s Eurovision bid. Maybe.

# humour - Wednesday 4 May, 2011

From The Daily Edge Caption competition: War is over? Caption Competition

Caption competition: War is over?

Blessed were the peacemakers at the 1916 Rising commemoration today…

# humour - Friday 29 April, 2011

From The Daily Edge Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 22) Liveblogging the British royal wedding Humour

Column: Cardinal Rules (Part 22) Liveblogging the British royal wedding

This week, the (Not) Primate of All Ireland gave us a blow-by-blow account of the action from (almost) inside Westminster Abbey.