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Mugabe says he is “fit as a fiddle” and compares himself to Jesus

Robert Mugabe pictured in Harare earlier this month
Robert Mugabe pictured in Harare earlier this month
Image: AP Photo/Tsvangirayi Mukwazhi

ROBERT MUGABE HAS denied reports that he has cancer and said that he is “fit as a fiddle”.

Speaking on state radio, the Zimbabwean leader compared himself to Jesus for the amount of comebacks he has made in recent years.

“I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once,” he told state radio.”At this age, I can still go some distance, can’t I?”.  Mugabe was speaking ahead of his 88th birthday today.

Mugabe put his longevity down to rising at 5am for a daily exercise routine, a balanced diet, and abstaining from alcohol and tobacco.

“There are things one must do for oneself,” he said, the Associated Press reports. “Don’t drink at all, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit”.

The BBC reports that one of the Wikileaks cables released last year contained information from Zimbabwe which said that Mugabe had prostate cancer and had several years to live.

SW Radio Africa reports that the president also said he will “definitely” call elections later this year, despite opposition from human rights organisations who say that Zimbabwe is not  yet ready for elections. Mugabe has held power for the past 32 years.

The MDC, the other party in the country’s fragile power-sharing government, have also said that elections can’t happen until promised constitutional reforms are completed.

- Additional reporting by the Associated Press

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  • damien chaney 21/02/12 #
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    “He’s not the son of god, he’s a very naughty boy!”

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  • John Muck 21/02/12 #
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    “Mugabe put his longevity down to rising at 5am for a daily exercise routine, a balanced diet, and abstaining from alcohol and tobacco.”

    A great example for us all…..

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  • Idont Care 21/02/12 #
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    Let’s put him to the test and nail him to a cross for a day and lock him in a tomb afterwards. See what he has to say after that.

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  • howzat 21/02/12 #
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    If ever there was a case of nobrainitis numptie syndrome

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  • B7584 21/02/12 #
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    Good man Bobby.

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  • Toureag 21/02/12 #
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    How come Mugabe manages to control the country at a very old age? Wish Jesus tells him to go to nursing home now!

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  • Derek Rochford 21/02/12 #
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    If he is comparing himself to Jesus, well maybe he should try and work a miracle and fix Zimbabwes’ inflation, which is currently running at 100,000% and then I might believe him!

    This man is a Dictator, who in 2009 was ranked the ‘worst dictator in the world’ by Parade Magazine!
    He has also been responsible for 1,000′s of murders in his time and has also been responsible for displacing over 2 millions of his own people and meantime he and his family own 3 of the largest farms in Zimbabwe.
    Also, 8 out of 10 people are unemployed there!

    This man is evil and I for one do not wish him a ‘happy birthday’!

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    • Strongbow62 21/02/12 #
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      What is Parade magazine?

    • Joe McDermott 21/02/12 #
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      Parade is an American nationwide Sunday newspaper magazine, distributed in more than 500 newspapers in the United States. It was founded in 1941 and is owned by Advance Publications. The most widely read magazine in the U.S., Parade has a circulation of 32.2 million and a readership of nearly 70 million

  • Cillian Lynch 21/02/12 #
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    It sickens me to think that he may never be brought to justice

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  • Liam Byrne 21/02/12 #
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    Who’d win in a fight between Mugabe and Kim Jong il…

    Oh yeah, that’s right ;-(

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  • James Gaffney 21/02/12 #
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    “There are things one must do for oneself,” he said, the Associated Press reports. “Don’t drink at all, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit. Don’t oppose the ZANU-PF too”.

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  • Cian McAlone 21/02/12 #
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    Haha Title of the Week!!

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  • Ryan Murphy 21/02/12 #
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    So much for only the good die young, eh?

    The man looks invincible.

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  • Adam Long 21/02/12 #
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    Mugabe is loathsome. Human Right activist Peter Tatchell was on Radio Radio 1 this afternoon talking about his work and he described how he tried to arrest Mugabe for crimes against humanity on two occasions and was beaten unconscious by Mugabe’s thugs. That was before European leaders saw sense and banned him from entering their countries.

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