ENTICING PEOPLE TO visit your country should be an easy task, especially when it’s crammed full of golden beaches, beautiful sights, and cute marsupials.

But some countries go to a whole other level when it comes to promoting themselves – and the results can be utterly baffling. Here’s a look at some of our favourites.

Australia

“Where the bloody hell are you?” isn’t exactly what you’d like to hear roared at you by someone asking you to visit their homeland, but that’s precisely what this Australian tourism ad asked in 2006:

(RobinGood/YouTube)

However, despite the enthusiastic welcome the people behind this ad thought they were sending out, it didn’t quite have the impact they envisioned. People objected to the phrase “bloody hell”, and the UK’s ad watchdog even made them replace the offending ‘bloody‘ with a series of symbols instead. Whoops.

Panama

Things that will never leave you: Bad memories, scars, herpes, and… Panama?

“It Will Never Leave You” might have seemed like the perfect way to convey the impact Panama has on its visitors, or it may just make them feel a bit weird. This ad was even nominated for an award for its failure to hit the mark.

(Edynsson Caballero/YouTube)

Louisville

There are a few things we don’t get about this ad, but mainly the whole thing just makes us tilt our head like a pug.

(LouTelevision/YouTube)

New Mexico

Dribbling aliens who lie at work and try to snitch on their colleagues are probably not the world’s greatest advert for New Mexico, methinks.

(NmToDe/Youtube)

Israel

Back in 2007, the Israeli government wanted to improve their country’s image. So what did they do?

Well, their unorthodox approach included paying for a photoshoot in lads’ mag Maxim featuring female soldiers in bikinis, and making a TV ad that was more about the beauty of Israel’s female inhabitants than, ooh, its history, culture, beaches, hummus…

(SkyNews/YouTube)

New Orleans

New Orleans is an intriguing city, with a fascinating history, inspiring culture, vibrant citizens and incredible architecture.

Plus,  it’s Europe, without the Euros.

Oh.

North Dakota

While cheerily enforcing gender stereotypes, this ad asks the not very pertinent question, “RU Legendary?”. The text-speak alone is enough to make us cringe.

(LegendaryND/YouTube)

And finally, the tourism ad campaign that never was…

Trust the Onion to explore what would happen if Lars Von Trier directed a tourism ad campaign for Denmark. Warning: It’s not pretty.

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