Great news and congrats at your success well done all

I will reluctantly take the role, as long as you agree to make me your resident Maldives correspondent.
A nominal salary of say €500 per week will suffice?
Excellent, my man servant shall pick up the contracts in the morning.

Yes definitely!

Bagsy a job! Or at least a trial.

Here’s my first report :

Title:
“Talented moron turns to journalism in the hopes of survival”

Article:
“A 30 year old man who just yesterday ate weird smelling 5 day old mince changes tactics and claws at online journalism in the vain hope of getting out of his parents house. Sonic diarrhoea couldn’t sop his futile attempts at employment……etc”.

Whats the pay like

Ive always fancied being a war correspondent, like Walter Cronkite or Robert Fisk. Those guys were the ducks nuts. But nobody, I mean nobody, comes close to Paschal Sheehy. The charisma and charm just drips off the man. I reckon I could do this job. Can we make stuff up off the top of our heads like the bigwigs on RTE?

Arragh I’m not a journalist but shur I’d give it a go…

Hire David Higgins 2012… trololololololol

As appealing as this sounds, I’m still slogging my way through a second attempt at the Leaving Cert, and am in no position to talk about anything currently not on my desk. There’s always next year I suppose…

So, tell us about your use of social media in the workplace?

no and no, but I do make good cocktails can I have the job ?

Watch your inbox for Rupert Murdoch’s CV

Hmmm!

I don’t mean to brag but I did get a A1 in Leaving Cert English (honours and all like). So I take it I’ll be starting on 50G’s?