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9 stages everyone goes through before their Leaving Cert

You can do it, you divils!

1. Meticulous note organising

2. Meticulous room cleaning

3. Highlighting. Frantic highlighting

4. Acceptance of any distraction possible

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5. Hope

6. Denial

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7. Rage

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8. Hysteria

9. Acceptance

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    Mute Eoin Sheehy
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    May 31st 2013, 8:37 PM

    I spent 30 minutes yesterday blowing bubbles instead of studying. . . . study is going well anyway!

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    Mute Cian Byrne
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    May 31st 2013, 9:21 PM

    oh god :( im procrastinating by even reading this article :(

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    Mute Gerard Hannon
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    May 31st 2013, 10:09 PM

    And a No. 10 – The Weather !! It’s always roasting hot…. Every year without Fail

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    Mute Ink Tonic
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    May 31st 2013, 10:18 PM

    Young lad at junior hurling training other night said his “Mammy won’t let me play hurling for next month in case I break me fingers!”

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    Mute Paul Cullen
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    May 31st 2013, 10:34 PM

    Hahaha…..quality!!

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    Mute Evelyn Hamp
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    May 31st 2013, 11:22 PM

    hours spent making study timetables and already behind because making the timetable took too long!

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    Mute Abby Garcia
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    Jun 1st 2013, 12:39 PM

    I had the best study timetable ever, colour coded etc. I think I used it twice. By some total fluke I passed the Leaving.

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    Mute Peter Mulcahy
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    May 31st 2013, 9:46 PM

    Another great article! Not one bit surprised when your name pops up at the end Emer!

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    Mute Lisa Ní Chuinnegáin
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    May 31st 2013, 11:19 PM

    I’m doing another exam Wednesday and have ticked all of those! Including a “fek it there’s always next year” phase. Best of luck to all the leaving and junior certs! :-)

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    Mute Daniel R
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    Jun 1st 2013, 12:12 AM

    This article is so true. What I’ll get I’ll get. If I need to repeat I will. The shit just won’t go in anymore, even the subjects I like. I just don’t want to let my teachers down when I get my results in August. If I repeat there’ll be no Internet next year. When studying your supposed to shut yourself off from the word but I have it at my fingertips every day.

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    Mute deirdre
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    Jun 1st 2013, 1:02 AM

    Daniel. Just do your best. For yourself!!! Dont worry about your teachers, parents, family etc. Results arent the be all and end all but it does help. At the end of the day its ambition that counts. Do your best. God bless and best of luck

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    Mute Jim Mullally
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    May 31st 2013, 11:18 PM

    I did the old Inter in 1991 and the Leaving in 1994. Best of luck to all the Students doing exams.

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    Mute John Johnson (KCCO)
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    May 31st 2013, 8:33 PM

    That or just leave after your intercert, get a job work hard at it and make something of yourself.

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    Mute Mr Jingles
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    May 31st 2013, 8:40 PM

    Well that’s what I done, got a trade, got sick of that and now I’m starting an MSc in september.

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    Mute Shaun O' Higgins
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    May 31st 2013, 9:15 PM

    Whats an intercert?

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    Mute Stephanie Crawford
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    May 31st 2013, 9:15 PM

    Touché!

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    Mute Peter Sullivan
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    May 31st 2013, 10:29 PM

    The intercert was a real exam that generations of irish people did but then in 1992 they had to change it as it was deemed too difficult for the younger generation. And that was the beginning of the end ……

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    Mute Caitríona Muireann Bolger
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    May 31st 2013, 11:46 PM

    Well its clear that’s what you done.mr.jingles

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    Mute Tony O Donovan
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    Jun 1st 2013, 7:44 AM

    The “inter cert” was after the “group cert” before the “junior cert “…

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    Mute Peter Sullivan
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    Jun 1st 2013, 1:20 PM

    The group cert was 2nd year, intercert 3rd year, group cert was later dropped.

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    Mute JT Stack
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    Jun 1st 2013, 12:17 AM

    Good luck all, just do your best. X

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    Mute Joan Featherstone
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    May 31st 2013, 8:43 PM

    Good on ya Jingles! Best of luck.

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    Jun 1st 2013, 12:22 AM

    @daniel your work is done as much as you can, its out of your hands…take a few days off…best of luck with it.

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    Jun 1st 2013, 1:03 AM

    So accurate, I love it. Very witty indeed, well done!

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    Mute Áine Hynes
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    Jun 1st 2013, 5:09 AM

    You can start.(nod)…….suddenly you pick up the pen and everything the idiot teachers that never had a clue come flooding into your brain and you write and write and write…

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    May 31st 2013, 11:48 PM

    What a crap article. No wit or humour.

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    Jun 4th 2013, 8:43 AM

    Wow, thanks Lucinda. Looks like you had a joyous Friday night in. You have a MARVELOUS day.

    All my love,
    Emer

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    Jun 1st 2013, 3:38 PM

    What about just plain old being stoned?

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    Mute Eoin Ó Catháin
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    Jun 6th 2013, 7:34 PM

    There will be a moment, after the exams are all over, that you will panic and think you have to go back to study. Then after a second, you’ll realise that the LC is over. That is the best feeling ever.

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    Mute Ciaran McMahon
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    Jun 1st 2013, 8:46 AM

    And of course the weather has to get good the week before the junior and leavinf cert!

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    Mute Ciaran McMahon
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    Jun 1st 2013, 8:46 AM

    *leaving cert

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    Mute Connor McCarra
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    Jun 1st 2013, 6:31 PM

    Six months later and I’m still organising notes

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