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The 11 worst things about having an Irish name abroad

Calling all Raisins, Osheens and Owfes.

GOING ABROAD WITH an Irish name is HELL.

Here’s why:

1. Booking anything is a HUGE struggle

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2. You have to live a lie just to get things done

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3. People are afraid to address you by name

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4. Or they just substitute a random English word

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5. Either way, you have to constantly spell it out

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6. And reassure people that they haven’t offended you

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7. Eventually, you begin to feel somehow guilty about it

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8. And have thoughts like this

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9. So you just accept it when people spell your name like a refreshing summer drink

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10. Or a major geographical landmark

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11. Because you know, deep down, that they’re just going to end up copying you

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    Mute Playmisty4me
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    Aug 9th 2023, 8:08 AM

    What ìďìòt thought that this would be OK.
    That is the most dreadful thing to happen, putting so many lives in danger. Heads should roll over this.

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    Mute Mick Duvanny
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    Aug 9th 2023, 4:41 PM

    @Playmisty4me: What heads? If you were my boss and against policy I published private company records, should you be fired?

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    Mute Jp Cleary
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    Aug 9th 2023, 9:23 PM

    @Playmisty4me: but they won’t

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    Aug 9th 2023, 9:34 AM

    If I want to pay off a few quid off my credit card on-line, I have to go thro three or four processes, before I can do it, yet the PSNI data was easily transferred to anyone who wanted to download it. Unbelievable lack of basis common sense

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    Aug 9th 2023, 2:18 PM

    What a lawless state, the six counties! Liam Kelly, chairman of the Police Federation for Northern Ireland said “some (PSNI) might be working for the security services in MI5″
    The Covert Human Intelligence Sources (Criminal Conduct) Bill was introduced into parliament in September 2020, became law in the UK in 2021. This law provides MI5, in explicit terms, with the power, through its officers (those in MI5′s employ), to authorise its ‘agents’ to engage in conduct (including crimes at the very upper level of seriousness)that would normally constitute one criminal offence or another.
    We know from the De silva report that agents acting on information given to them by security services went on to murder Belfast solicitor, Pat Finucane and their crime was and is covered up by these “security” services. De Silva concluded – inter alia – that he was ‘left in significant doubt as to whether Patrick Finucane would have been murdered by the UDA in February 1989 had it not been for the different strands of involvement by elements of the State’
    These agencies are acting outside the law and, incredibly, are working alongside Irish agencies in many cases.
    It’s time to evaluate our cooperation with British security services and, just maybe, begin acting like a lawful republic

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    Mute Mike smith
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    Aug 10th 2023, 10:08 AM

    @John John: Provo or not, it is illegal to murder someone. If the British state was involved, it is even worse.

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    Aug 9th 2023, 9:12 AM

    Storming needs to return to work and earn their pay. Northern Ireland have many issues that need to be addressed now not somewhere down the road

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    Aug 9th 2023, 9:13 AM

    @5PHcsqEN: my comment should say Stormont

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    Aug 9th 2023, 1:10 PM

    That’s a lot of sensitive data, open online for 3 hours. The online server will have logfiles indicating if any of the data was accessed or downloaded. The very least they’ll see is the number of times the active online page was accessed, I would expect that the webserver log will also give details of IP numbers. A little detective work required to estimate the possible extent of the damage, and estimate the risk properly.

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    Mute Dave Hammond
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    Aug 9th 2023, 2:34 PM

    @Tom Hogarty: for sure , but also raises some bigger concerns for the levels of cyber security in the force / if one individual is able to access this level of data this should trigger all sorts of alarms for their internal processes / extra embarrassing that it’s the most sensitive data for the whole force including mi5 operatives / frankly unbelievable and exposes the risk that one crooked worker could be bribed to access all this valuable data in the first place / safe to assume this ain’t cyber security best practice by the police of all organisations / mind boggles

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    Aug 9th 2023, 2:43 PM

    @Dave Hammond: come on, the IT support guys would have had ample access to their dbms at anytime given what is now known

    Amateurs and a failed state. The hits just keep on coming

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    Aug 9th 2023, 4:32 PM

    Sad to think that both of the police forces on this island have become afraid of what the thugs & terrorists might do to them, while they (the thugs) have zero such concerns. Well done the civil liberties (without responsibilities) groups.

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    Aug 9th 2023, 10:02 AM

    No “four eye principle” ???
    Management level needs replacing.

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    Aug 9th 2023, 3:39 PM

    i hope no IRA cowards got any info

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    Aug 9th 2023, 4:09 PM

    @TomDuffy: Fortunately for you, you can hide behind your keyboard typing about ‘IRA côwârds’.

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    Aug 9th 2023, 3:38 PM

    Oh no. Anyway

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    Aug 9th 2023, 5:50 PM

    His majesty finest

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    Aug 9th 2023, 2:08 PM

    HI John john

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    Aug 9th 2023, 7:54 PM

    Wow, there’s a new strain of Covid and I couldn’t give a ŞΗϯҭ

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