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Watch: IDA Ireland announces investment by Santa Claus

He’s coming to a town or greenfield site near you.


(Youtube / InvestIreland)

IDA IRELAND HAS made what is perhaps the best jobs announcement so far this year with the news that Santa Claus is to establish an international base here.

Described in the news report as an “international gift delivery mogul”, Santa Claus’s investment is also backed by Ireland’s leprechaun community who are looking to develop “stronger commercial links” with Santa’s elves.

We have no words.

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