Davis: A new Mary for a new term.
Mitchell: Three in a row me arse

“Just murdered a doctor? I’ll grab my pen”

Joint slogan ” vote for me and I’ll supply every home in Ireland their very own jar of vasaline! That way getting screwed by your country will feel better”,

"I am the best off a bad bunch"

I’m not David Norris, but please vote for me.

Not Just A Right Wing Insider, Also A Plagiarist

Ireland. Fcuk yeah!

“Gay Mitchell. Just because he’s called Gay doesn’t mean he’s not homophobic or doesn’t support Dignitas or Iona Institutes. Gay is as Gay does. Vote Gay.”

Boring at home, boring abroad for Mitchell and Boring at home, boring abroad for Davis.

Vote for me, and I promise you’ll never hear from me again…….

Mary Davis’ campaign slogan should read;

Mary Davis? – Nope, me neither

Not so much a slogan but if we had a VP slot, we could give it to defeated FG candidate Pat Cox. Now who wouldn’t love seeing THAT poster; Gay Cox for the Aras.

Mitchell – ‘You only see me on your doorstep when I want something’

Davis – ‘I’m with stupid.’

“Vote Mitchell, Ireland’s third favourite Gay”

“Vote Davis, Ireland’s eighty sixth favourite Mary”

For both: Pride went home (because it lost its job), respect went abroad (because it couldnt find any in government here)

Mitchell: “Tomorrow belongs to me”
Davis: “To the Supreme Court, stat!”

Mitchell “Vote for me, I have God on my side”

Davis” Mary who?”

Gallagher ” I’ve seen the poll’s and I’m out! “

Mitchell’s: “Homosexuality is the devil’s work”

Davis: “I don’t answer direct questions, I bla, bla, bla, around them”

Mary Davis’s new Slogan : Look at my daughters, aren’t they savage altogether.

Gay Mitchell Slogan: I am a savage.

Heres one…. “Wake me up when its finished…”

Mary Davis: Give us a job.
Gay M: Show me the money.

Is the best we can do.
Or Bring on the Truffles and caviar what the hell the taxpayer will pay.
Or Lets not bother with a president.
Or Let them eat cake.

Waffle waffle waffle, blah blah blah

Pointless position,pointless person,pay me plenty!

Queer eye for the straight Gay.
and " I am a woman, vote for me"

Last Gay Standing!

The Presidency; never before has being redundant been so lucrative

Is féidir linn…….

Were spoofers who want to sit at the front of the gravy train.

your vote is required serf. vote for me then clear off to your mortgaged hovel

In the race for the park, we were kept in the park, the names were tossed about, a Dragon , a poet , another Mary , 2 gays, a fairy of note ,we hoped for a vote, then they threw in the dirt, now they can ask my ARAS

Davis: I am the most eminently qualified woman to be the next Mary of Ireland

Mitchell “Gay Pride at home…?” (Better clear that one with the Vatican first.)

For Gay: "We’re on the highway to Hell!"
For Mary: "Don’t vote for them, vote for me"

Both come with ready made soundtracks they can shamelessly copy too…

I’m coming out, I want the world to know – Gay Mitchell

I’m special – the world knows – Mary Davis

Vote Mary for three times a lady! Vote for Mary, in with a sporting chance!
Vote Gay Mitchell- Gaily working for a better Ireland and never mitched a day!! Ok- that’s crap!!!
Have your way, Vote Gay!!! He’ll live to fight another day!

Slogan eh…..I’ll be Over Paid here,and Paid more than that Irish guy in the White House !