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Tuesday 6 June 2023 Dublin: 14°C

# Toilet

All time
“Let’s not waste an opportunity”: Nature-based solutions to our wastewater woes
Alejandro Monleon explains how the use of artificial wetland ponds would help limit the strains on our wastewater system.
# Unhappy
'I have to pee!' - Shapovalov throws a toilet tantrum
The world number 11 had dropped the fourth set of a five-set epic against Italian teenager Jannik Sinner.
# don't flush
8ft fatberg made of wet wipes and nappies removed from sewer in Wicklow
People have been urged to be more mindful of flushing inappropriate things down the toilet.
# London
No jail time for man who put camera in Starbucks toilet
A member of the public spotted the device last month and alerted the police.
# lunch crunch
Poll: Would you ever use the toilet in front of a partner?
Give it to us straight. Be honest.
# loo-king good
Angry tourists have sparked a 'toilet revolution' in China
Over 70,000 public toilets are being upgraded after there were complaints at tourist sites.
# vipoo treatment
7 questions we have about that absolutely ridiculous VIPoo ad
Firstly, how dare you? And secondly, how DARE you?
# rendezvous
Joaquin was tapped up by Real Madrid... in a toilet!
A much sought-after talent in his heyday, the ex-Spain international has revealed that he snubbed interest from Chelsea.
# transgender
This is why people are talking about North Carolina's 'bathroom law'
Lawmakers in the state have failed to repeal the controversial law, despite Democrats and Republicans earlier reaching an agreement on it.
# so bizarre
This photo of a toilet is absolutely baffling Twitter
# Blessed
Lonely Planet named this West Cork toilet as one of the best in the world
# Blessed
Lonely Planet named this West Cork jacks as one of the best toilets in the world
# Cologne
Hunt for convicted sex offender who escaped during day-release at beer hall
He slipped way while he and one of his guards were in the toilet.
# Rotterdam
Terror scare: Armed police arrest man who locked himself in train toilet
Half of the platforms and much of the central station in Rotterdam had to be cleared.
# terrrifying
Woman suffers burn injuries after toilet explodes
The explosion’s believed to have been caused by a build-up of methane.
# flight relief
Man arrested for urinating on fellow passengers on plane
The suspect slept through most of the three-hour flight but woke up shortly before landing and began relieving himself.
# Poll
Poll: Do you feel sorry for the people caught up in the Ashley Madison leak?
It was revealed on Friday that the email address of an Irish politician has been found on the list.
# Toilet
Nick Watney somehow managed to save par from behind a toilet
The American found himself behind the on-course potties after a wayward second shot.
# toilet art
This guy bragged about having sex in a Dublin pub jacks... the staff response is hilarious
Ouch. Poor Philip.
# oh god no
There's probably something very, very nasty on your toothbrush
Unless you live alone, that is.
# Texas
Waco bikers hid guns in sacks of tortilla chips and down a toilet
A video from the scene shows bikers running into the bathroom and the kitchen during the shootout.
# illness
'No one wants to talk about their bowel movements, but some people are suffering'
Alison Kelly has been living with Crohn’s Disease for nine years and says it’s time people started talking about their toilet habits.
# Toilet Humour
A Newcastle man recorded himself using a bidet and it was highly entertaining
# secret view
Woman discovers two-way mirror in a bar's ladies bathroom
It looks like a supply closet…but it’s not just that.
# to boldly go
Did you know that the US left poo on the moon?
They did. And it was for a good reason.
# snakes in a toilet
Woman plunges blocked toilet, pulls out 5ft boa constrictor
Not ideal.
# bath bombed
This dad thought a bath bomb was toilet cleaner...
# bathroom break
So THAT'S why they made the iPhone 6 so big
It all makes sense now.
# trapped in the jacks
Someone got stuck in a Waterford public toilet and had to be freed by firefighters
The nightmare.
# no wait
This guy was literally using a toilet wrong for his entire life
# dad jokes
This dad's excellently sarcastic toilet-roll changing tutorial is going super viral
Point well made, dad.
# floaters
'The Poo Man' is terrorising a Swedish town by invading people's toilets
“Without flushing.”
# Farewell
In pics: Iconic public toilet demolished in Dublin
The location had been put up for auction last year but the decision was later made to tear down the structure which has been derelict for a number of years.
# invasive
Man sentenced for voyeurism in London after using an iPod to record colleagues using the toilet
The iPod was discovered by a maintenance man who was carrying out repairs.
# ruff day
The BBC weather forecast was hilariously videobombed by a weeing dog
A hero for our time.
# jack the bowl
Mystery toilet bowl on Cork roundabout now has its own Twitter
Yes, really.
# literally
11 of the most literal things that have ever happened
These will literally rip your face off.
This Nutella toilet prank is the embodiment of pure evil
Who… who would do this?
# sneaky snake
Woman traumatised after finding a python in her loo
She now can’t use the toilet in her own home. Naturally.
# bog rules
The 11 unwritten rules of every office bathroom
Everyone should know these.