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mr taxi driverThis is the default greeting for every merry customer who hops into a cab.
It works best if it’s roared at regular intervals throughout the journey.
This is usually reserved for drivers who are immigrants to our fair shores and often follows a squinty look at the name tag on the dashboard.
It is typically bookended with a “do you like it here” and “where are you from?”
Despite having just learned their host’s name, many will then revert to the default “MR TAXI DRIVER”.
Photocall Ireland
This can be alternated with:
Are you on for the night?
Just started?
Flickr/Ian Murphy
No problem, as long as you realise I’m going to keep the meter running.
Cue 3 extra people trying to squeeze into a full capacity taxi, after a 17 minute wait of course.
This is a red herring. They’re definitely going to get sick.
Chomp, chomp, chomp.
How dare they not appreciate your Dire Straits ‘Brothers in Arms’ cassette/Bill Cullen ‘Penny Apples’ audiobook/Adrian Kennedy Phone Show.
via Etsy
No. And I’m not trying to swizz you. I genuinely don’t have change.
Flickr/GunnarWrobel
After stopping at the ATM they will definitely produce a fifty.
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The second picture is a very rare copy. It’s the only issue ever that didn’t have Amy Huberman on the cover.
@Rob Cahill: who cares..it’s an awful magazine. It doesn’t represent average Irish women nowadays..just represents the ones that made their faces onto TV. Most women I know are magnificent people, and don’t need to be in the ‘party’ or ‘cocktail ‘ or ‘bride’ section to be recognised by their peers. But sure at the end of the day ” whatever you’re into”. And an average sales of 25,000 ( laughable) in a country our size is miniscule..
Ah magazines, i remember them.
Look at Gramps over here reminiscing about the distant past
Am amazed people actually buy that brain-rot.
@Scundered: Sure a dentists waiting room wouldn’t be the same without magazines 5 years out of date..
@Paddy Ryan: Brain rot to ease the tooth rot :)
One POS buys another. Oh well.
See what shite z list so called celebs are up to!!!
Love the pull out section with pictures of nobodys masquerading as Z list celebs at a red carpet event for the grand opening of an envelope. Sheila who? Seamus what?
Thankfully they didnt get their hands on the only official paper in the state the Iris Ofiguil.
@Mike Holmes:
The got their backsides on it alright.
My budgies are worried,
Will they have a fresh Z list bitch to crap on next month?
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