He was only out having a bit of ‘armless fun!

They should have set the police dogs on him. He was probably ‘fishing’ for car keys. Dirty little scumbag!

Anyone who has ever had their car stolen will understand my anger.

Tut tut, he should be sticking to the letter of the law

Caught red handed.

Attempted Armed Robbery..one armed bandit..yada yada yada let the puns begin

I’d say someone feels pretty dumb now.

There is nothing like true justice at being caught red handed.
Best laugh all day :)

What a setup. He was only delivering election leaflets for Sinn Fein.

If I could spell gynaecologist I’d make a clever pun, however I can’t!!

Down here that would be too trivial so he would get a telling off and released

Reminds me of the time I was driving home late at night and hit three travelers sending one over the hedge into the ditch one left lying on the ground after bouncing off my bonnet and the third went through my windscreen.

The guard came along took one look and said well what we have here is an open and shut case.

We will do him on the ground for criminal damage. Him in the ditch for leaving the scene of an accident as for the other guy we will get him for breaking and entering.

Case shut

Just shows there’s bugger all happening up here when petty crime makes the news now that there’s thankfully peace :)

Americas dumbest criminals… oh wait.

Where’s the other Northern Ireland story? The one where the 19-year-old woman was caught in a hotel in Ballykelly with a 14-year-old boy?

So he wins today’s Darwin award!