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in a stable condition
People had so many puns after four horses 'invaded' a doctor's office in Armagh yesterday
One man quipped: “Perhaps they were a little hoarse.”
IT’S A WELL established internet tradition that local newspaper headlines give a window into Ireland’s soul that you just can’t get anywhere else.
And so it was in Armagh yesterday:
“Warning; Drivers urged to beware as horses on loose in Craigavon after invading medical centre”
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Four horses INVADED a doctor’s office.
And the Lurgan Mail has photograph evidence of the potential apocalypse (without the horsemen):
The report makes for stellar reading:
The horses walked into the centre via the automatic doors.
One man quipped: “Perhaps they were a little hoarse.”
“The horses just walked in,” said another eyewitness.
Locals are saying one horse “sauntered” in
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It’s like the setup to an old school one-liner
With the comments taking that premise and running with it:
The horse had a check up. It’s now in a ‘stable’ condition
they left with their tail between their legs
The autorities have been notified and it looks like it was dealt with swiftly.
Neigh bother to them.
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Written by David Elkin and posted on DailyEdge.ie
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