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Glass and Sex

Google Glass app allows you to see what your partner sees during sex

WHY GOD WHY?

FOR MANY PEOPLE, having sex requires an element of suspending disbelief.  You have to turn off that discerning voice in your head, and go for it, knowing that to your partner you look great, and all the insecurities you have are irrelevant.

This process would be significantly more difficult if you could see yourself during the act (or acts), but that is exactly what a new app for Google Glass is offering.

Glass and Sex was created at the Wearable Tech Hackathon in London, and is voice controlled. To begin the streaming process, the wearer says ‘Ok glass, it’s time.’  To end the streaming process, the wearer says ‘Ok glass, pull out.’

Seriously.

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Not only does the app stream the perspective of your partner to your Google Glass during sex, but it also records and keeps a video for up to five hours before being automatically deleted.  So that you can relive the glory, you understand.

That’s not all, Glass and Sex can also control the lights and play appropriate music, as well as giving you ‘ideas’ in terms of positions.

There is a question of whether Google will approve the app for publishing, as well as the question of whether anyone will ever want to wear Google Glass during sex, so we’ll have to wait and see whether Glass and Sex will properly enter our lives.

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    Mute Damocles
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    Dec 21st 2013, 5:35 PM

    Skynet’s going to need those terminators from somewhere.

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    Mute SeanNorris
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    Dec 21st 2013, 6:10 PM

    I would get worried if Google changes their name to Skynet or start referring to the robots as Cylons!

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    Mute Damocles
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    Dec 21st 2013, 6:12 PM

    Sean, that would be very obvious. The fact that they don’t do these things is suspicious. What are they hiding?

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    Mute Simon Brouder
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    Dec 21st 2013, 6:34 PM

    Seriously does nobody else find the fact that a company that almost controls the internet now looks like it’s seeking to build an army of (fast and scary looking) robots a bit terrifying!!!! Matrix and Terminator movies are looking more and more worrying. If you know someone called John Connor please look after them this Christmas.

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    Mute Larry Bird
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    Dec 21st 2013, 7:09 PM

    You do know films are make believe?

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    Mute Alan Farrell
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    Dec 21st 2013, 7:33 PM

    Yeah Larry but reality can be a hell of a lot scarier! They have robots that can climb walls for crying out loud!

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    Mute Dan Mullins
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    Dec 21st 2013, 9:24 PM

    even the T-800 couldn’t climb walls

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    Mute Mitch Connor
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    Dec 21st 2013, 5:42 PM

    Put me down for 1x “pleasure model”

    Thanks.

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    Mute john redmond
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    Dec 21st 2013, 5:49 PM

    Do you service human needs?

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    Mute Nick Hill
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    Dec 21st 2013, 11:55 PM

    ‘INITIATIATING….REACH AROUND….SEQUENCE”.

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    Mute Daniel Dudek Corrigan
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    Dec 21st 2013, 6:42 PM

    Call me paranoid, but there is something scary in fact that private company, known for already huge amount of power, is buying military toys…

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    Mute big shmoke
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    Dec 21st 2013, 5:59 PM

    With all the kicking, being hit by weights & laughed will it be any wonder when machines rise up against us& try & kill us (terminator) or exploit us (the Matrix)… Machines have feelings too

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    Mute Mitch Connor
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    Dec 21st 2013, 6:27 PM

    Once knowledge of trade unions is not programmed into them, they should remain compliant.

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    Mute stephen deegan
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    Dec 21st 2013, 9:15 PM

    The atlas looks like a fella heading home after a load of pints. And the big dog thing looks like someone cut the legs off two people and glued them to a box!

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    Mute Scoby Watson
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    Dec 22nd 2013, 12:44 AM

    Knowing us humans it’s only a matter of time until some guy tries to shag it

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    Mute Mike Clinton
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    Dec 22nd 2013, 2:06 AM

    I would ;)

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    Mute Mark Browne
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    Dec 21st 2013, 10:04 PM

    Google have robots. Amazon have drones. Interesting times.

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    Mute Derek Durkin
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    Dec 21st 2013, 8:10 PM

    6 military robotics firms bought in as many months by Google…makes sense, military technology is far more advanced than consumer technology….looks like they trying to monopolize the market, all subsidized by taxpayers money of course. Free market baloney. ..

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    Mute Declan Byrne
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    Dec 21st 2013, 8:25 PM

    Scary the power google has.

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    Mute Odour in the Court
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    Dec 21st 2013, 10:39 PM

    Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Frightening stuff!

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    Dec 21st 2013, 11:04 PM

    I think they modeled Atlas on me coming home after a session.

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    Mute Garry Mannion
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    Dec 21st 2013, 10:31 PM

    How long before the US military arms these things? My guess is within the next 15 year’s. When drones were first developed we were told they couldn’t and wouldn’t be armed…..see how that worked out! The ability for warships, submarines, and drones to hunt target and kill without human input already exists……the political will to allow it doesn’t at the minute….but give it time.

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    Mute Greg Rybak
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    Dec 21st 2013, 9:22 PM

    Wow! I better pay for those Google subscriptions on time!

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    Dec 21st 2013, 11:34 PM

    But can they run Crysis?!?!

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    Dec 22nd 2013, 8:21 PM

    I wouldn’t get too paranoid, it’s not as if Google know where you live….
    Oh wait….

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    Dec 22nd 2013, 1:17 AM

    We need RoboCop before theirs trouble!

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