Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality

The bestiality bill bans sexual activity between humans and animals following a recent case in which a Florida man was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act.

THE PEOPLE OF the US state of Florida will be banned from wearing baggy pants and having sex with animals under new legislation due to be signed into law shortly.

Two bills passed in the Florida senate and house on Wednesday require only the signature of Governor Rick Scott to turn them into law, MSNBC reports.

The bestiality bill bans sexual activity between humans and animals and follows a recent case in which a Florida man was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat during a sex act.

The so-called “droopy drawers bill” will force school students to hike up their pants while at class.

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Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality

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