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99 Problems

A brazen thief stole an entire ice cream fridge while the store cashier was napping

Giving a whole new meaning to: “He’d sleep through anything”.

THIS IS WHY you shouldn’t nap on the job.

Upon seeing the petrol station cashier slumped at his desk, asleep, Florida man Dennis Norman decided to steal not just one ice cream but the entire fridge.


Who knows.

Norman was captured on CCTV spitting on the ground (ew), giving the middle finger to the security camera, then making off with the loot.

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The would-be ice cream bandit was arrested shortly afterwards, the Miami Herald reports.

No word on whether he had consumed the evidence.

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