AS IF THE British election, happening in exactly two weeks time, wasn’t full of enough political intrigue, a UK online sex shop has decided to take cash in… ahem, complement the race by running a competition. To see which party leader gets turned into a sex doll.

Shivers.

Bondara, the retailer in question, is ‘gauging the opinion of the electorate’ by running an online poll to see which of the leaders is most popular.

In fact, the company is promoting a whole election-themed series of love-related paraphernalia. With some truly jaw-droppingly bad puns…

So Nick Clegg becomes Liberal Nick…

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… and Green Party leader Natalie Bennett becomes Naughty Natalie…

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… and UKIP’s infamous leader becomes Nigel Phwooarage. Of course he does.

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What David Cameron and Ed Miliband would be turned into is less printable, so hopefully no-one votes for them, but this is what the actual dolls would look like apparently:

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Other items on the shopping list include ‘party whips’ and ‘gagging orders’, and you can probably imagine what form they come in.

Well, thank God we don’t have a general election coming up on these shores any time soon… oh.

You can vote for your favourite here. But it might be better for the world if you didn’t.

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