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25 of the funniest Irish tweets ever

Happy birthday, Twitter!

Mar 21st 2016, 10:30 PM 65,833 Views 16 Comments

TWITTER TURNS 10 today.

To celebrate, we decided to round up some of the funniest Irish tweets ever.

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think Source: scauldyspice/Twitter

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COLM: Everything ok lads?
BOILING SPUDS: Grand! You can relax a while
*2 seconds later*
BOILING SPUDS: AAAH IT'S A DISASTER WHERE WERE YOU?
— Colm O'Regan (@colmoregan) December 3, 2014

Source: Colm O'Regan/Twitter

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I am fluent in both English and loud/slow English so I can communicate with all nations on earth.
— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) August 11, 2015

Source: Louise O'Connor/Twitter

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My life is made up of days when I take the wet onions out of the kitchen sink & days when I force them down the plug hole with a knife.
— Carol GPT (@CarolGertrude) July 10, 2014

Source: Carol GPT/Twitter

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‘Miaoy’ - Northern Irish cat.
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) July 7, 2015

Source: Damien Owens/Twitter

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http://t.co/RSVuDJEcBk name in Irish is Liam.is.ainm.dom
— Baz (@bazlyons) October 21, 2014

Source: Baz/Twitter

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I resent the fact that my bins go out more than I do.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) March 10, 2016

Source: Ruthe Phoenix/Twitter

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The Pope holds up Communion like he's checking if your €50 note is real pic.twitter.com/h9PnEyliJe
— Derek (@DirkVanBryn) October 25, 2015

Source: Derek O'Brien/Twitter

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Taylor Swift and her mates would 100% report you for not paying your TV licence even if they knew your Da was out of work
— 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔢 but actually Aoife (@infinityonhi) February 12, 2016

Source: Betty Draper/Twitter

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Saddest moment in Irish history commemoration: when the toilet door people had to emigrate pic.twitter.com/JlrKiY79zQ
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) January 4, 2016

Source: David O'Doherty/Twitter

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"You come to me, on the day of my daughter's wedding, and ask me to draw you an owl?" - Don Conroy
— Alan (@alan_maguire) August 8, 2015

Source: Alan/Twitter

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bouncer: can i see some ID
me: yeah here u go pic.twitter.com/UJhvc4gzm4
— j😶hn (@notjohnmorrin) March 12, 2015

Source: j⚪️hn/Twitter

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Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today. I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up.
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) December 11, 2013

Source: Patrick/Twitter

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Me: Bob, it's pronounced CHANGING, not a-changin'.
Bob Dylan: ?
Me: Can someone teach Bob to say CHANGE?
*David Bowie stands up*
Me: Not you
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) December 3, 2015

Source: Sir Michael/Twitter

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rbc Source: rbcakn/Twitter

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Thug mé
Thug tú
Thug sé
Thug sí
Thug life
— Eoin Byrne (@bigbyrne96) April 1, 2015

Source: Eoin Byrne/Twitter

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I reckon we should turn a blind eye to Yanks saying "St. Patty's Day" as long as Irish people keep pronouncing Chicago as "Chicargo".
— Conor Wilson (@ConorWilson) March 16, 2016

Source: Conor Wilson/Twitter

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