QUIZ: How prepared for Christmas Day are you?

Question

Have you bought all your Christmas presents?

Answer 1

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Yes. Oh yes.

Answer 2

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I've a few left.

Answer 3

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Do the shops open on Christmas Eve?

Answer 4

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The avarice never ends!

Answer 5

One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.

Answer 6

It's in the freezer/fridge as I speak.

Answer 7

You can buy turkeys in Tesco, right?

Answer 8

I got my mam to order one.

Answer 9

I've it all worked out. My house, then my parents' house, then back home.

Answer 10

Do the trains run on Christmas Eve?

Answer 11

Evening, folks. Mind if I squeeze in?

Answer 12

It definitely won't be my gaff anyway.

Answer 13

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8 December.

Answer 14

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You can still buy trees in the shops, right?

Answer 15

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A week ago - better late than never.

Answer 16

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Don't you know you're not suppose to take things that don't belong to you?

Answer 17

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Answer 18

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Answer 21

One will never break out on my watch.

Answer 22

I'm bringing my iPad and headphones just in case.

Answer 23

Be it ever so heinous, there's no place like home.

Answer 24

Yes - picked it up in the January sales.

Answer 25

I'm going shopping this weekend.

Answer 26

You never answered my question about the shops being open.

Answer 27

Even if we're *horribly mangled*, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

Answer 28

Go into hiding. If we turn off all the lights in the house, she'll never know we're there.

Answer 29

Pop some homemade mince pies into the oven.

Answer 30

Think of a good excuse to make sure she only stays an hour.

Answer 31

Why, for year after year I've put up with it now.

Answer 32

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Wrapping all of my presents, defrosting the turkey, ironing my outfit for tomorrow.

Answer 33

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Enjoying some mulled wine with friends or family.

Answer 34

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Wrapping a few presents before settling down to a movie.

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Trying to steal Christmas.

QUIZ: How prepared for Christmas Day are you?

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