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#The Week in Quotes

# the-week-in-quotes - Saturday 30 March, 2019

'F**K knows. I'm past caring' - The week in Brexit quotes

An unnamed Cabinet minister summed up the thoughts of many this week.

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 25 September, 2016

'The sounds of bombs will be heard in the streets': The week in quotes

Here’s what was said and who said what this week.

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 29 May, 2016

'All we want is for our grandchild to come back to us': The week in quotes

Here’s what was said and who said what this week.

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 10 May, 2015

'Equal does not mean the same': The week in quotes

Here’s who said what and what was said this week.

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 3 May, 2015

'I guess it’s hard to accept yourself when your country doesn’t': The week in quotes

Here’s who said what and what was said this week.

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 22 March, 2015

'It was a great show and they f****d it up': The week in quotes

Jeremy Clarkson ranted at BBC bosses. There were other rants too…

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 15 March, 2015

'I want to take a ball of legal yokes and talk to Joe Duffy': The week in quotes

The Rubberbandits had some interesting ideas on Yokes Tuesday.

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 22 February, 2015

'You have a problem because you guys used to be slaves': The week in quotes

‘If you acted like a human being then I wouldn’t have a problem with that.’

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 1 February, 2015

'I have no shame in labelling Mickey D as a little sellout midget parasite': The week in quotes

'I have no shame in labelling Mickey D as a little sellout midget parasite': The week in quotes

‘I couldn’t give a damn about Irish politicians.’

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 25 January, 2015

'What did she say? ‘You bae’? What does that mean, child?': The week in quotes

‘Labour are going to have a good long period, if it exists at all, to repent for the broken promises of the last few years – we’ll lend you a couple of the sackcloths.’

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 28 September, 2014

Puke football and pengwings: The week in quotes

“There can be no doubt that a life defined by those three bleak words ‘no fixed address’ is a life deprived of the most basic entitlements that most citizens take so much for granted.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 14 September, 2014

Basic Instinct, big boys, and my ego: The week in quotes

“I don’t want to be remembered as a man of war, I want to be remembered as a man of peace.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 27 July, 2014

Damaged, hurting, and eating lamb kebabs: The week in quotes

“Having health interest groups attack me and weaken me is not good for health or people who need to use our health services.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 22 June, 2014

Kangaroo courts and guns on the table: The week in quotes

“You may be smiling minister, but I’m going to hit you between the eyes… in relation to facts and statistics.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 9 March, 2014

Blah, mumble, and Irish Ukrainians: The week in quotes

“The European Commission has always been on the side of Ireland, one could even say one of your best friends.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 23 February, 2014

Serious allegations and doing a very good job: The week in quotes Say That Again This post contains images

Serious allegations and doing a very good job: The week in quotes

“They’re a law onto themselves and it seems like everyone is terrified of them.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 16 February, 2014

Keeping it real and a change in weather patterns: The week in quotes Say That Again This post contains images

Keeping it real and a change in weather patterns: The week in quotes

“We have pulled resources from every part of the company and beyond to get the lights back on as quickly as we can.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 9 February, 2014

King Canute and feeling oppressed: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

King Canute and feeling oppressed: The week in quotes

“I am so far away. I don’t know where I am or what happened.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 26 January, 2014

Carpets filled with maggots and GAA lotteries: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

Carpets filled with maggots and GAA lotteries: The week in quotes

“Frankly, on a personal level, I think it’s quite disgusting.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 19 January, 2014

A lot of money and a lot of travel: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

A lot of money and a lot of travel: The week in quotes

“I was not at any board meeting that signed off on this agreement, not part of any confidentiality agreement that was signed.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 12 January, 2014

Mafia-style heists and darker downsides: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

Mafia-style heists and darker downsides: The week in quotes

“Can you say that in English, please?”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 22 December, 2013

Glorified piss and tossers: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

Glorified piss and tossers: The week in quotes

“They relish having their feathers stroked and like to chirp, cluck, and gobble along to their favourite tunes.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 15 December, 2013

Authors of destiny and qualms with everything: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

Authors of destiny and qualms with everything: The week in quotes

“The link between the Irish nationals and the chlamydia statistics was of the newspaper’s making and not supported by any reported information.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 8 December, 2013

Bold boys and great lights: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

Bold boys and great lights: The week in quotes

“In terms of my personal view, I would have no issue living next to a pylon.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 17 November, 2013

Mother Teresa and wild exaggeration: The week in quotes Say What? This post contains images

Mother Teresa and wild exaggeration: The week in quotes

“This country has gone wild with exaggeration.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 13 October, 2013

'He gives bland a bad name': The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

'He gives bland a bad name': The week in quotes

“You’ll be astounded at all the good news I’ll be announcing!”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 14 July, 2013

Little babies and a trail of devastation: The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

Little babies and a trail of devastation: The week in quotes

“This is all, obviously, a bit of a shock to me.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 7 July, 2013

A slur on the women and none of us is perfect: The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

A slur on the women and none of us is perfect: The week in quotes

“Today I am proud to say to the Parliament that I am – as the saying goes – truly, madly, deeply, European.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 28 April, 2013

Get a grip and into a wooden box: The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

Get a grip and into a wooden box: The week in quotes

“Just shy of 7,000 job losses a month. That’s their record.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 16 December, 2012

Latin phrases and Rocky: The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

Latin phrases and Rocky: The week in quotes

“Acta non verba!”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 28 October, 2012

Inherent wickedness and tweak my ears: The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

Inherent wickedness and tweak my ears: The week in quotes

“Thank you very much Mary for that introduction and you can er, tweak my ears any time.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 21 October, 2012

Binders and crossing the Alps barefoot: The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

Binders and crossing the Alps barefoot: The week in quotes

“I went to a number of women’s groups and I said ‘can you help us find folks?’and they brought us whole binders full of women.”

# the-week-in-quotes - Sunday 26 August, 2012

Legitimate rape and nonsense: The week in quotes Said And Done This post contains images

Legitimate rape and nonsense: The week in quotes

“Sat by some bins, had a cry and rang my mammy.”