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Trump recalls moment he launched missiles, confuses Iraq for Syria

Trump says he informed the leader of China of the missile strike “over dessert”.

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PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP has mistaken Syria for Iraq while describing the moment when America launched a missile strike against the war-torn country last Friday.

Speaking to the Fox Business network, Trump described how he informed Chinese premier Xi Jinping of the missile strike, over dessert.

“We had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen and President Xi was enjoying it,” Trump said.

“Let me explain something to you, this is during dessert,” he said of his meal with Jinping.

We’ve just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit by the way, unbelievable, from hundreds of miles away, it’s brilliant it’s genius, what we have in terms of technology no-one can come close to competing.
So I said, we’ve just launched 59 missiles, heading to Iraq.

“Heading to Syria?” the host interjects.

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“Yes, heading toward Syria. And I want you to know that,” Trump said.

Trump said that Jinping “paused for 10 seconds” which he didn’t think “was a good sign”, but then added “anybody that uses gases, that was so brutal, to do that to young children and babies, that’s ok”.

Russian meeting

Meanwhile, Trump’s secretary of state Rex Tillerson has been meeting with Vladimir Putin this afternoon, amid heightened tensions between Russia and the US over Assad’s chemical attack.

Despite initial hopes in Moscow of better ties with the US under Trump, the two powers have descended into a furious war of words over the incident and the retaliatory US strike against the forces of Assad.

Russia has slammed Washington’s attack on a Syrian airbase and, as Tillerson first met Russian foreign minister Lavrov for a “frank exchange of views”, Putin admitted that relations have worsened in the three months that Trump has been in office.

“You can say that the level of trust on a working level, especially on the military side, has not improved but most likely worsened,” Putin said in the transcript of an interview with Mir television released by the Kremlin.

Where is the proof that Syrian troops used chemical weapons? There isn’t any. But there was a violation of international law. That is an obvious fact.

With © – AFP, 2017

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    Apr 12th 2017, 6:58 PM

    Fox host “unmanned missiles?”…. do missiles usually have a pilot?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:38 PM

    @Gareth Lynch:
    Unmanned missiles perfectly acceptable terminology.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:24 PM

    @Jack Cassady: I have a blow up doll of Trump in my bedroom, I’ve made a few modifications to it for my own pleasure, true story!

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    Apr 13th 2017, 3:08 AM

    @Mike Cantwell: Does it say “yuge”

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    Apr 12th 2017, 6:57 PM

    84 Million those cruise missiles cost that they launched in Syria.. Its all about the money

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:19 PM

    @Cosmo Kramer: 84 million is nothing to America… unless it’s going to healthcare or social welfare, then it’s too much money

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:24 PM

    @Cosmo Kramer:
    Yep Americans care more about turning countries into car parks than the welfare of their own people all cause of the all mighty dollar.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:33 PM

    @Din8rtd: Yes but 84 Million is nice for the company who produces the missiles.. No doubt a purchase order went in the next day to replace the missiles used on Syria..

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:09 PM

    @Cosmo Kramer: I must admit when I read 59 missiles had been fired I did think there is at least one company in the USA rubbing their hands with glee thinking of the replacement order….

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:13 PM

    Under Bush they had Operation Desert Storm
    Under Trump,it was Operation Dessert Cake.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:35 PM

    @Francis Mc Carthy: ohhh that was a tastey 1

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:01 PM

    Wow, the guy is a certifiable psychopath, ‘I had the most beautiful chocolate cake you’ll ever see.’

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:41 PM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz: yeah, that’s sound like the words a psychopath would use alright.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:43 PM

    Context.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:02 PM

    @FPL Thommo: Maybe watch the video again with an adult.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:39 PM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz:
    I was in a bakery the other day and a guy ordered a chocolate cake.
    I phoned the police straight away.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:49 PM

    @Jack Cassady: Why?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:56 PM

    He went into detail about the lovely cake while also explaining how he’d just illegally fired missiles into a sovereign nation. All on classically dubious American pretexts (Iraq, Vietnam etc) in order to service his paymasters in the military industrial complex. So yeah, slightly on the sociopath scale I would say.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:59 PM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz:
    Coz the guy said ‘My goodness, that’s a beautiful cake’
    A sure sign.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:25 PM

    @Jack Cassady: Sign of what?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:29 PM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz:
    Wot u sed.

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    Apr 13th 2017, 2:00 AM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz: And .. ! His press secretary Sean Spicer said that Trump was trying to “destabilise the region ” . It gets more and more bizarre ??????

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:34 PM

    Let them eat cake!
    I would like to hear more about this cake.
    The people should be told.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:37 PM

    @Brendan McLaughlin: Me like cake too! Wiv ice-cweam! But sumtimes it hurts my teef :(

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:43 PM

    @Brendan McLaughlin: Me like cake to! Sumtimes wiv ice-cweam! But sumtimes it hurts my teef :(

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:44 PM

    @DainBramage: Oops! Me do duble-post, silly Dain! Ha HAHA!

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:15 PM

    A reality “star” that doesn’t live in one.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:40 PM

    “Nobody eats better chocolate than me”

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    Apr 12th 2017, 6:57 PM

    Trump seems to be following Bush and Obama into more middle East conflict and regime change in Syria….Dont think his voters will be happy about that like having Hillary as president….

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:05 PM

    @John003: Considering Trump voters are thick as sh** I don’t think it’s going to be an issue. The funny thing is that they all thought Trump was going to ‘Make America Great Again’, such naive fools, we could only watch on and laugh at them.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:16 PM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz: The funny thing is his followers followed him because he promised improved US-Russian relations, less interference in the Middle East and less military interference throughout the world in general. Instead, US-Russian relations are worse now than under Obama, he has launched direct action against Syria, has continued to attack Yemen, beefed up his military in the waters around Korea and China and threatened unilateral action against North Korea. His followers were warned he was a pathological liar and a buffoon. They denied it. Now the proof is unfolding before their eyes. But it’s OK because he’s building a wall.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:19 PM

    @Brian Ó Dálaigh: 100% on the button Brian, and we can add to that his failure to implement the Muslim ban, failure to build the wall and get Mexico to pay for it, and failure to reverse Obamacare, instead retaining it. When the smart people tried to reason with his sheep cheerleaders they were told it was ‘Fake News!’.

    What a seriously gullible bunch the pro-Trump supporters were, you don’t see them mouthing off anymore, all gone into hiding.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:06 PM

    And what are you doing about North Korea and Assad’s chemical weapons?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:12 PM

    @Tim Brennan: Absolutely nothing. But, I’m not in a position to. Unlike the most powerful man on Earth who lied his way to that position and has subsequently betrayed all of his followers by either deliberately going back on his promises or finding out that he is unable to deliver on them (and us ordinary folk were calling BS on his ability to deliver from day one. Instead we were called snowflakes for simply pointing out the obvious).

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:01 PM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz:
    Trump is the president.
    Stop melting down.
    (4 years to go)

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:38 PM

    @Jack Cassady: I’d be surprised if he lasts a full year.. after that it’s going to be the kind of outfit that matches the colour of his face.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:04 PM

    That whole dessert scene sounds like it’s straight from an evil villain in a James bond parody

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    Apr 12th 2017, 6:57 PM

    Why 5 bloody 9?? .. Surely someone could have done just 1 more..even into the sky.. just to make it 60.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:37 PM

    @Brendan Geoghegan: I assume they mapped out the areas they wanted to hit and it added up to 59 missiles.

    I doubt the officers are the same ‘and one for luck’ type with missiles that we Irish are with pints.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:30 PM

    @David Duffy: Not the case. They launched 60 but one went astray.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:10 PM

    @Paraic McDonagh: Was it called Trump?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:32 PM

    @Brendan Geoghegan:
    A bit of OCD there buddy !

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    Apr 12th 2017, 6:54 PM

    Sounds like he’s “guided by the beauty of our weapons…”

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:09 PM

    Orange Clown.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:35 PM

    @Diarmuid: out of curiosity. If he eats a chocolate cake, would that make him more like a Terry’s Chocolate Orange?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:40 PM

    Have there been any further statements or relevant facts to emerge as yet regarding this Cake?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:12 PM

    @Brendan McLaughlin: About the fruit cake called Trump?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:44 PM

    If this fool every confuses missiles we are truly finished. Nukes could be flying instead of tomahawks. That the world we now live in where a orange coloured pensioners who would not have won to anyone other than Hilary Clinton decides all our faiths. Torture is good but chemical weapons are bad. Assad is worse than even Hitler who never used such weapons on this own people. world history is being rewritten to coverup for trumps incompetence. A salesman now control the world and we still don’t know if he ever paid any taxes.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:03 PM

    @leartius:
    In the post apocalyptic wasteland the only survivors will lie awake at night pondering that question:
    ‘Did he pay any taxes though’

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:30 PM

    @leartius: Hitler didn’t use gas on his own people? Last I heard was that a significant number of people who died in the gas chambers of Hitler’s concentration camps had a German passport. I hope you’re being sarcastic and I simply misinterpreted your post..

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:12 PM

    @Thorsten Kahlert: I think leartius was simply pointing out the idiotic things that Spicer and Trump said, to make the point that warmongering 45 is unfit for office

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:54 PM

    @leartius: I did say he reminded me of Sheen in the film, The Dead Zone… A long time ago now…

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    Apr 12th 2017, 11:15 PM

    @Larissa Caroline Nikolaus: I surely hope so.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:01 PM

    Wonder how happy the Chinese Premier is going to be, given that Trump has just made him sound like an imbecile.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:36 PM

    @Brinster: If I were him I’d be calling the acting president of South Korea to do a deal over NK that excludes the US, reminding him that if the US get involved it’s SK that will suffer most…. Seoul will take one hell of a battering defending the US…

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:43 PM

    Am I the only one who likes this guy?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:07 PM

    @FPL Thommo:
    No, the majority of American love Donald as well as 70% of Irish people and 655 of Europeans.
    The Chinese love him, there’s many of them.

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    Apr 13th 2017, 12:39 AM

    @FPL Thommo: I thought I would like him but the level of craziness is well below what I expected.

    He has disappointed me, they need either coke him up some more or fire him and put that Spicer guy in charge.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:31 PM

    He has no concept of the weight of his actions be them big or small. Im surprised he didnt exclaim “Your fired!” In giving the order.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:55 PM

    @Warmfartrises: Nixon was worse in office after mixing his tablets with booze…

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:50 PM

    Well done Trump. You have my respect.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:16 PM

    Oh America what an utter imbecile you have voted as president. Leader of the free world my hol* .

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:08 PM

    @Seamus Grant:
    Count your blessings Hilary Clinton wasn’t elected or America would be doomed.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:31 PM

    @Jack Cassady: America is doomed with the chocolate orange at the helm.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:55 PM

    @Seamus Grant: Nothing free about it…

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:28 PM

    “Let them eat cake” Marie Antoinnette on seeing masses of starving peasant children. 750,000 women were left widows due to the Iraq war. This interview is utterly appalling.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:43 PM

    Oh my word. Unbelievable.What next. God help America and the world

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:52 PM

    @Mariette van der Walt: A trade war as that is the best way to start a world war?

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:33 PM

    I can’t stand this guy but in fairness this seems more and slip of the tongue

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    Apr 12th 2017, 8:53 PM

    @Barry C Mc Govern: Exactly the sort of slip of the tongue you don’t want someone with the nuclear codes to have.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:35 PM

    @Barry C Mc Govern: If it happens once it’s forgivable but when it happens at regular intervals it becomes quite concerning. As president of the USA he has to choose his words very carefully. He can’t afford to slip his tongue all the time or he’s going to find himself on a very slippery slope.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:06 PM

    America thanks a bunch for launching this complete imbecile on the rest of us. You should hang your heads in shame. Chocolate cake me arse!!

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:11 PM

    On the radio today, I heard Mr. Sean Spicer described by an author today as “profoundly ignorant” regarding his Hitler comments. Accurate.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:26 PM

    @Anthony Byrne: Spicer is really cute though, I’d love to be in a Spicy sandwich between him and The Donald!

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    Apr 13th 2017, 7:00 PM

    @Mike Cantwell: Jaysus Mike. I have no clue what you’re getting at.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:23 PM

    “Let them eat cake”Marie Antoinette on seeing starving masses of peasant children.750000 widows in Iraq because of the war. This interview is appalling!

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    Apr 12th 2017, 7:16 PM

    Oh America what an utter imbecile you have voted as president. Leader of the free world my hol* .

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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:44 PM

    Mmmm Chocolate missiles (drool). -Homer

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    Apr 12th 2017, 9:39 PM
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    Apr 12th 2017, 11:42 PM

    Russia can compete and launched missiles to isis from over 1000km from Caspian Sea to IS targets in Syria btw

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    Apr 13th 2017, 9:23 AM

    The dessert plate Trump was eating off and the silver fork in his mouth were all made in China.Chinese premier sat watching Trump get Chinese fok in his mouth the headline should read. The retired for brandy and cigars where Trump begged China for car batteries to keep his automotive industry alive as America have no lead for ammo or cars. Raising his made in China brandy crystal glass to his mouth the Chinese premier enquired if Trump would be renewing his order for made in China toupees and opening the Chinese diplomatic case revealed the latest sample for the president to try on.

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    Apr 13th 2017, 1:48 AM

    Says something he was able to eat and hold it down after launching 59 spears of hell at a target he wasn’t even sure where it was. I couldn’t.
    Had a boss in Asia once. Yank. Guy was a piece of work everybody hated him and he hated everybody but liked me cos was Irish and could drink at least well enough to keep pace with him. One time we were in Muddy Murphy’s on Orchard Road near Fo’Flo’saHo’s there and he was well on told me he’d been in Vietnam he’d be the right age and I also well on asked him had he killed m/any. He said “Thousands”. Turned out he was a missile operator on a cruiser. Dialled in the numbers and punched the Button. Asked him was he troubled by it he said No. Hated himself and drinking himself to death though. Had to carry him back to his hotel again like Forrest Gump

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    Apr 13th 2017, 3:28 AM

    @John O’Driscoll: Wish it was a spoof m8.

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    Apr 13th 2017, 11:25 AM

    No it’s true. Why would it not be? Thousands of young men of his generation were destroyed by Vietnam they only died inside not outside though.

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    Apr 13th 2017, 5:51 AM
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    Apr 12th 2017, 10:51 PM

    Over the desert or over dessert lol.

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    Apr 12th 2017, 11:06 PM

    @Alois Irlmaier: Ha ha! Dat funny! Wait, me no get it :(

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    Apr 14th 2017, 1:58 AM

    @Grainne Abdulaziz: That’s ok, sleep on it lol.

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    Apr 13th 2017, 12:52 AM

    Trump is a bozo

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