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Find yourself saying ridiculous things to children? This Dad made a book about it

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Image: Nathan Ripperger

HAVE YOU EVER noticed yourself saying some very strange and hilarious things to your children?

Dad of five Nathan Ripperger has made a book out of all the amusing things he finds himself saying to his boys who are all aged under 10.

The video producer and graphic designer got a huge response from other parents when he started creating poster-like images of the funny things he was saying, so now he’s created a book of around 80 of the funniest, weirdest, and most amusing sayings and paired them with images.

Here are some of our favourites:

Find yourself saying ridiculous things to children? This Dad made a book about it
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So now over to you in the comments section, what kind of absurd and bizarre things have you found yourself saying to your children?

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