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QUIZ: Which of these Enda Kenny stories is true?

The Taoiseach loves a good story.

He once told the Dáíl about the time he met a Fianna Fáil TD with three concrete blocks in his car
True
False
On the day Eamon Gilmore resigned as Labour leader, he said he didn't like his glasses
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False
He recently told the Dáil about the time he was driving his car and the wheel fell off
True
False
Last year he looked after a homeless person's sleeping bag while they went to the toilet.
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False
When he was opposition leader, he told a racist joke involving the use of the n-word
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False
During the 2011 general election he told Vincent Browne to go into a dark room with a gun and a bottle of whiskey
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False
He met Joan Burton for a pint the night she was elected Labour leader - and made her pay
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False
He recently told the Dáil that he'd be happy to go for a pint with Gerry Adams
True
False
He sat with homeless man in Merrion Square for 20 minutes two weeks ago
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False
His famous Nokia phone was decommissioned after he dropped it into the sink
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False
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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Taoiseach Enda Kenny
You've reached the pinnacle of Irish politics. Fairplaytoya, as the man himself would say.
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Opposition leader Enda Kenny
You're the challenger and heir apparent, but not there yet.
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Minister Enda Kenny
You sit at the cabinet table but it's only trade and tourism.
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Enda Kenny TD
You're the humble backbencher with a lot of work to do
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Candidate Enda Kenny
You're at the bottom of the pile when it comes to Enda Kenny's careers.
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