NEED TO CATCH up? TheJournal.ie brings you a round-up of today’s news.

IRELAND

Mourners carry the coffin of Conor Currie into in Saint Malachy’s Church, Edendork. RollingNews.ie RollingNews.ie

• Three teenagers who died at a St Patrick’s Day disco in Tyrone were laid to rest
• Gardaí are examining a potential link between a letter at a Limerick postal depot and the letter bombs detected in London and Glasgow
• A man in his sixties and a woman in her thirties died after a serious road collision in Drumcondra
• Mary Lowry’s computer was used to search for Bobby Ryan’s name the day before his body was recovered, a trial heard
• Gardaí are investigating allegations of serious online abuse and harassment of Munster rugby players
• A Fine Gael conference is underway, so expect lots of quotes about everything from John Delaney to Brexit – like this take from the Tánaiste on the latter. 

WORLD

European Council President Donald Tusk, left, speaks with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Francisco Seco Francisco Seco

#BREXIT: DUP deputy leader Nigel Dodds criticised the British government, calling the delay to Brexit “a humiliation”, and putting Theresa May’s deal in doubt once again.

#CHRISTCHURCH: New Zealanders held a two-minute silence today, reflecting on the moment one week ago when 50 worshippers at two mosques were killed.

#CANADA: A priest was stabbed during a live-streamed morning mass at Saint Joseph’s Oratory in Montreal, the largest church in Canada.

PARTING SHOT 

It’s been a long week of Brexit madness. Our heads are filled to the brim with Brexit analogies (see this hilarious video here), and we’re exhausted from reading the latest complex supposed solution – backstop, customs deal, flextension, etc – to this tangled bureaucratic mess.

So here’s a couple of humorous visuals instead.